Monica Bellucci Burns Up The Cover Of ‘Italian Vogue’

November 5th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Angelina Jolie who? Here’s Monica Bellucci modeling her lingerie collection on the cover of Italian GQ. The Italian actress has been the go-to woman when you need an exotic, mysterious, smoky-eyed temptress to upstage all the rest of the women in your film. Just look at her! Even the gays are like “well, you know, maybe I need to rethink this whole liking the light in the loafers thing for a sec…”Plus, she doesn’t have the scary child army that could attack at any second.


Angelina Jolie who? Here’s Monica Bellucci modeling her lingerie collection on the cover of Italian GQ. The Italian actress
has been the go-to woman when you need an exotic, mysterious,
smoky-eyed temptress to upstage all the rest of the women in your film.
Just look at her! Even the gays are like “well, you know, maybe I need
to rethink this whole liking the light in the loafers thing for a
sec…”Plus, she doesn’t have the scary child army that could attack at any second.

By J. Harvey

  1. menocu

    Monica is my woman crush, she knocked selma hayek off. I think she (monica) is one of the most beautiful woman I ever seen.

  2. sandra

    She is beautiful, indeed. But the main difference between her and Angelina Jolie is that Bellucci can’t act even if her life depended on it. She’s the worst “actress” I’ve ever seen – owes everything to her beauty. but even that is tiring now… another sexy cover, the only thing she can do. Selma Hayek can actually act, and is more alive than Bellucci… she always has this “I’m so dark” look, soooo boring.

  3. Tattiana

    I like Monica’s works, i love her in “Malena”, “irreversible” and “under suspiction.”
    She’s wonderful,so mysterious and elegant… naturally sexy.
    Sandra Honey you must be one of those fat Italian jealous … you’ll never be like Monica, because beauty is also energy, and her is terrible.

  4. say what?

    “She’s the worst “actress” I’ve ever seen – owes everything to her beauty.”

    funny, I’d say the same about Jolie.

    maybe not “the worst”, but not very good.

  5. k

    monica is HOT!!
    jolie is SHRIVELED!

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