More Mini-Me Sex-Tape Nasty

July 7th, 2008 // 4 Comments

The chick from Verne Troyer’s sex tape dished a whole mess of details to News of the World about her relationship with Verne. Ranae Shrider told a sweet little anecdote about how she tried to have a sensual bubble bath with Troyer…and almost killed him.

As for the dirty details about their sex life, Shrider revealed that intercourse with a little person was definitely a challenge. Because of Verne’s stature, the couple stuck to the traditional missionary position because anything more complicated “was just impossible.”

“So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!” However, “for a small guy [Verne]‘s quite well endowed.” Oh, well that’s good news. When something’s crawling up your leg to mount you, the last thing you’d want would be a penis that disappoints.

So, apparently, even after she gave this in-depth interview, Ranae revealed that they still live in the same apartment, but in separate rooms. This is one classy broad. I’m surprised some cunning gent hasn’t put a ring on her bony finger.


The chick from Verne Troyer’s sex tape dished a whole mess of details to News of the World
about her relationship with Verne. Ranae Shrider told a sweet little
anecdote about how she tried to have a sensual bubble bath with
Troyer…and almost killed him.

As for the dirty details about their sex life, Shrider revealed that
intercourse with a little person was definitely a challenge. Because of
Verne’s stature, the couple stuck to the traditional missionary
position because anything more complicated “was just impossible.”

“So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex
with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!”
However, “for a small guy [Verne]‘s quite well endowed.” Oh, well
that’s good news. When something’s crawling up your leg to mount you,
the last thing you’d want would be a penis that disappoints.

So, apparently, even after she gave this in-depth interview, Ranae
revealed that they still live in the same apartment, but in separate
rooms. This is one classy broad. I’m surprised some cunning gent hasn’t
put a ring on her bony finger.

By LT

  1. sexyguy

    She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site ” “”"”"”"”"”"”" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m “”"”"”"”"”"”"”"” ” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site now

  2. avionne

    Her sex life must be very interesting at times!!..and she’s also not that bad looking

    http://www.BehindTheLateShow.com

  3. LoRider

    My eyes! My eyes! I can just barely see to type now! My mind’s eye has been burned off at the retina! Oh the humanity!

    RideBlind

    PS

    sexyguy is an f-ing tool

  4. New York

    These two are both Gross to look at in just print!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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