Supposedly there’s a sex tape featuring Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler of “Laguna Beach” infamy. Recently, bitches are bitching that Heidi Montag, Lauren’s former best pal, was the one who put it out there. She’s denying it . How much of Wahler do we see? He’s a tool but sorta hot.

Heidi Montag, “Hills” star and Lauren ‘LC’ Conrad’s former BFF, says she had “nothing to do” with leaking the purported sex tape, which may or may not exist, supposedly starring LC and her troubled ex Jason Wahler.

In the new issue of Us Weekly, Montag also says that the reason she never called LC after news broke of the sex tape, which may or may not exist, was because Heidi was in the hospital recovering from her nose and boob jobs! Priorities, people! When asked if the sex tape, which may or may not exist, does in fact exist, Montag said, “No comment.”

So there’s a tape and she’s playing the role of Kim Kardashian. Ugh. “Laguna Beach” needs to sink into the damn ocean and take all these nimrods with it. And “The Hills” or whatever it’s called should follow. Jackie Collins couldn’t write this crap. She’s a shitty writer and she’s still better than this mess.