Toast. Beige. Plain. Formica. Balsa wood. Stop. Stop whatever you’re doing here. Re-making “Police Academy” or “Private Benjamin” or “Sorority Girls In The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama”. Go take some classes. Discover your worth as a woman. Look deep inside. Stop allowing your father to flirt with you. Find the Amazon within. Go look at some art. Stop dating greasy homosexual musicans. Take a walk in the woods. Keep a journal but don’t use hearts for “i’s”. Don’t speak for a very, very long time.
(Flynet)
More photos of Jessica Simpson on the set of “Major Movie Star” are after the jump.
(Flynet)





















Major Movie Star is a rip off of Private Benjamin and Blonde Ambition was stolen from Aisha
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Major Movie Star is a rip off of Private Benjamin and Blonde Ambition was stolen from Aisha
aishamusic.com/un.htm
Aren’t all movies these days ripoffs of some other movie?
J Harvey how i love you so.
John Mayer is a homo?
I never know anything around here.
she needs to stay away from those heavy make-up because she is a natural beauty.
OMG! That was funny!!!
She looks so pretty with this “natural” makeup!
totally agree with your paragraph. she is very pretty, she just need brains.
J. Harvey, you are my favorite.
That is all.