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The world smiles in appreciation as the lastest flashing of Britney’s private parts was kept under wraps by some panties. It seems the pop tartlet was actually listening to our subtle suggestion that she friggin’ buy herself some undergarments and actually wear them out. From The Sun Online:
The divorcing singer finally found some knickers, which she flashed to snappers at her 25th birthday bash on Saturday. She tucked into a Chinese before going clubbing with new party pals PARIS and NICKY HILTON, CHRIS ROCK and BLACK EYED PEAS star FERGIE.
Honestly, though, this makes me a little worried because it seems like Britney can only really deal with one crisis at a time. I’m guessing that there’s some Spears offspring that accidentally got put away in an underwear drawer in one of the rooms of her hillbilly estate.
(Photos by Flynet Online)
At last! My Britter victory [The Sun Online]
CHRIS ROCK!!?? Wha… I am soooo hoping some of that night ends up in an act.
The world thanks her for her new maturity by wearing panties during her crotch flashes, it was causing the entire net to slow down. The japanese can’t host the images and it was messing the rest of the planets gossip surfing, bastards.
Saw different piccies in the Daily Mirror today, well she actually was wearing knickers for a change.
I’m wondering if she remembers she has a couple of children, who is looking after them, well they remember that Britney is their mother.