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Find out who it belongs to after the jump.
Why it’s a drunk Paris Hilton! Shocking, huh? Well, it is good to see that Paris is keeping up with her sister Nicky.
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TruJrzyGrl | June 7, 2006 at 11:35 am
Somehow I knew that was going to be Parasite Hilton, she is such a scanky white-trash pig. I am sure one day we will read about how the spoiled rich loose Hilton lead a wild party life and crashed & burned from living to hard … I am surprized she hasn’t been the victim of a sexual assault yet.
tocutetoscoot | June 7, 2006 at 11:36 am
It’s Super Whore’s…who else would it be!?
black betty | June 7, 2006 at 11:37 am
Gawd Paris. Enough….buy some ass implants already.
Jenn | June 7, 2006 at 11:38 am
Who else would it be!! That was an easy one ;)
Jenn | June 7, 2006 at 11:39 am
Who else would it be!! That was an easy one ;)
TruJrzyGrl | June 7, 2006 at 11:44 am
Somehow I knew that was going to be Parasite Hilton, she is such a scanky white-trash pig. I am sure one day we will read about how the spoiled rich loose Hilton lead a wild party life and crashed & burned from living to hard … I am surprized she hasn’t been the victim of a sexual assault yet.
cruella_deville | June 7, 2006 at 11:59 am
Ewwwwwww! Not I have to scrub the inside of my monitor and spray before the crabs crawl thru the screen at me!!!!
cruella_deville | June 7, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Ewwwwwww! Not I have to scrub the inside of my monitor and spray before the crabs crawl thru the screen at me!!!!
goil | June 7, 2006 at 12:12 pm
DAMN!!!! That better a gynecology class. Paris must really have NO friends.
heightsqueen | June 7, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Too easy – she’s the only skank with the misfortune of having an ass goiter…
goil | June 7, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Seriously, isn’t that Nicky behind her letting her business hang out like that? Not even Nicky likes her enough to keep her from making a fool of herself. hahahahahaha
nevermind | June 7, 2006 at 12:25 pm
She was the obvious choice. I expected no one else. All other “aspiring” starlets and actresses have way more class than to show their ass. The only other person it could have been was Ms. Firecrotch.
TruJrzyGrl | June 7, 2006 at 12:28 pm
What makes these girls carry on the way they do … Spoiled rich and whores … They could be doing so much good with their time and money, becoming humanitarian icons, but they choose to party, sleep around and piss off mommy and daddy by humiliating them in public. It’s so odd to me how they even show their face and not want to just kill themselves from embarrassment.
Look at Trumps 3 grown kids, all around Paris’s age. Trump said, “My children would have and never have behaved so irresponsibly in their life”.
Ldysunfyre | June 7, 2006 at 12:36 pm
“NOTICE ME!!! PLEASE NOTICE ME!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!”
Btw, I think she has the ugliest looking hands. They look like old lady hands.
Tajue | June 7, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Why is it, I’ve NEVER read a single positive comment about Paris Hilton (outside of Perez’s crap-fest site), yet EVERYBODY that actually meets this whore poses for a picture with her? Oh, I know what’s coming, “I wouldn’t!”.
Tilly | June 7, 2006 at 12:40 pm
I am surprised she had underware on to begin with. I did not know she owned any!
Tajue | June 7, 2006 at 12:42 pm
P.S. Case in point:
That chick who ripped on Brandon Davis for the ‘firecrotch’ incident, later posed for pics with PARIS HILTON. Paris was equally culpable in that parade of ignorance, if not more.
I've gone blind!! | June 7, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I am sick to my back teeth of seeing more of parasite Hilton’s COOCH than her Gynocologist. Hilarious than Nicky didn’t bother to tell her to cover up.
Did anybody notice any fire coming out of her crotch? We had a clear view, obviously.
goil | June 7, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Ldysunfyre, not only does she have ugly hands, she supposedly had big ol’ feet too. Size 11. If we all hand’t seen her crotch for ourselves, someone might think she was a tranny.
Christine | June 7, 2006 at 12:46 pm
gee, there’s a shock.
Christine | June 7, 2006 at 12:47 pm
gee, there’s a shock.
b0red | June 7, 2006 at 1:53 pm
these are very old pics…next
JaneSays | June 7, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Why won’t that idiotic twat spend some of her coke money on a personal trainer? I’m so sick of seeing her disgusting, jiggly butt flaps, even more so because she has no ass, just fucking flaps! I see what looks like dust sprinkling in the background; could that possibly be shingle dust that she’s stirred up with all her drunken/coked-out machinations? What a stupid fucking ignorant TWAT!
Professor Leotard | June 7, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Ass flaps!
Green Eyed Angell | June 7, 2006 at 3:32 pm
What’s really funny is isn’t she only 5’7″ or 5’8″? Which isn’t really tall enough to justify size 11/12 feet.
wow | June 7, 2006 at 4:25 pm
I’m just shocked she’s wearing underwear.
ticitaca | June 7, 2006 at 6:20 pm
Isn’t it funny that the only people looking at Parisite as she’s standing on the bar is her own sister? And in the picture with everyone’s hands in the air, they’re either shielding their faces or trying to pull down her dress to cover her up! She’s soo disgusting.
Randi | June 7, 2006 at 9:01 pm
I’ve seen Paris’ snatch so many times I’m sure I must be qualified for a degree in gynecology by now. Can anyone recommend a good on-line school that will give credit for ‘life experience’?
Juju | June 7, 2006 at 10:16 pm
Yeah, we’ve seen her cootch. No one gives a rat’s a– anymore.
Size 11 hooves — it’s why she poses like she’s got magnets in her toes. She think’s it camouflages. Makes her look like the moron she is.
Can we start a Parasite boycott? Maybe then she’ll go away.
Cynthia | June 7, 2006 at 10:39 pm
A Parasite boycott? I will gladly be the first to sign!
gossiplovah | June 8, 2006 at 12:38 am
lol… i knew it as well!
Wouldn’t it be great if her parents skipped her as Heiress and went straight to one of the younger siblings. Ah. that would be great!
Erika <3 | June 8, 2006 at 1:18 am
wat a slutly fucked up whore!!! she seriously needs to die now.
Neferi | June 8, 2006 at 5:27 am
“Find out who’s ass it is after the jump” As others said, I didn’t have to think for 2 seconds to know who’s ass it would have to be. It is SO unfortunate that mere determination and/or luck is enough to win fame now. The human race is really in danger if all we have to look forward to is more of this.
Unknown | June 8, 2006 at 11:46 pm
Which ass are we talking about here? The ass or the slutty ass showing her ass?
Juminor | June 9, 2006 at 11:35 am
I’m just glad I can’t smell that STD-infested ass through my monitor.