Naomi Campbell: So Ready For Parenthood

June 11th, 2008 // 3 Comments

See this blur? It’s the picture of a woman who is itching to be a mother. I can’t tell if she’s just dancing, passing out, or trying to conceive right there on the street. You might remember that Naomi recently underwent surgery so that she can now have children. I can only imagine what kind of “surgery” that was. You know she had a blackmarket uterus installed — one that doesn’t have teeth.

But until she can get preggo, the supermodel is going to continue to party like a supermodel. She and boyfriend Marcus Elias had a festive night out in Capri, Italy. She’s going to be such a lovely mother — one who I suspect has a low tolerance for wire hangers.

Photos: INFDaily

More photos of a tipsy Naomi Campbell after the jump.

Photos: INFDaily

By LT

  1. Zekers

    One can only hope that conception will be blocked by all the substances she puts in her body…and yeah Lisa what you said about the wire hangers.

  2. peachpie

    i swear there should be a license required to procreate.

  3. Charles R. Sears II

    Oh My GOD! Naomi is the last person who should be having a baby..let alone be left with a friend or neighbor’s child. I would be afraid she would go into a rage and toss it across a room in one of her drug induced,sex deprived fits.
    When will the authorities lock her up and program her brain to be gentle to humans and all life around her.We are her friends,who mean her no harm!She blames all her troubles on her childhood..we all had childhood’s that weren’t perfect girl,get over it! I was beaten by my Father till I was black and blue and had mental abuse from my Mother..I survived by getting out of the house as soon as possible and making it on my own..like you did sister,be proud of your modeling accomplishments and be mindful of the photographers and stylists who helped to establish a name for you.It is your behavior now that is tarnishing it and undoing it. If you cannot get any more work don’t blame your agents,blame your behavior.Clean yourself up and do some good work on your own as a gesture of reformation and apologize to those you harmed by thoughts,words or deeds Miss Campbell and you will be on the road to salvation and peace.

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