Naomi Campbell Trying To Have Crazy Baby?

September 9th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Naomi Campbell says that an operation she had in Brazil in March was to combat infertility.

Is violent and crazy genetic? Should a trained counselor sit her down and explain that maybe she shouldn’t breed? Of course not, she’d just beat the counselor over the head with a garden spade and run off cackling.

The procedure was initially thought to be for the removal of a cyst.

“They thought it was a cyst,” Campbell, who is appearing in the Fashion Relief show during London’s Fashion Week on Sept. 17, says. “When they opened it up they realized it was more.”

“I was not able to have children up until March,” she added. “Now it’s in God’s hands. I would love to have a family.”

Hopefully God is feeling cautious that day and will perhaps takes some pity on the scared humans that would have to share a planet with this lunatic and whatever vicious offspring she would loose upon the world.


Naomi Campbell says that an operation she had in Brazil in March was to combat infertility.Is violent and crazy genetic? Should a trained counselor sit her down and explain that maybe she shouldn’t breed? Of course not, she’d just beat the counselor over the head with a garden spade and run off cackling.The procedure was initially thought to be for the removal of a cyst.”They thought it was a cyst,” Campbell, who is appearing in the Fashion Relief show during London’s Fashion Week on Sept. 17, says. “When they opened it up they realized it was more.”“I was not able to have children up until March,” she added. “Now it’s in God’s hands. I would love to have a family.”Hopefully
God is feeling cautious that day and will perhaps takes some pity on
the scared humans that would have to share a planet with this lunatic
and whatever vicious offspring she would loose upon the world.

By J. Harvey

  1. Bill Cosby

    Maybe the cyst was a pile of baby bones. One good queef and she’s on the fast track to necromancy and evil warlordship. Look out for the carp smellin’ Skeleton Armies of Campbell!
    Frodo, is that a condom ring in your wallet?

  2. d lAUreN

    this actually might be a good idea,

    kids can change crazy, they can make a person humbled

  3. d lAUreN

    this actually might be a good idea,

    kids can change crazy, they can make a person humbled

  4. d lAUreN

    this actually might be a good idea,

    kids can change crazy, they can make a person humbled

  5. Gabriella

    DAH!!! HELL TO THE YEAH
    That Russian Billionaire is HOT AS HELL!! She is the hugest come up chick EVER!!! Go sit down Selma.

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