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Not really, but when you think about it, her destructive tendencies really could have been put toward more constructive uses in the past. I feel like we should have told her that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for bumping her nail appointment and BAM, problem solved. All that we’d have to do is find the body somewhere in the desert, a stiletto wedged into his chest cavity. In these pix, Naomi’s playing nice and posing for pictures during the unveiling of a nine-foot bronze statue of Nelson Mandela in London’s Parliament Square. Nelson himself was present, as was Naomi and the new British prime minister, Gordon Brown, who had this to say about the occasion:

“Nelson Mandela is one of the most courageous and best-loved men of all time,” he said. “You will be here with us always,” he told the elder statesman.

Oh, just look at Naomi, pretending that she’s not violent as hell. Seriously, though, she scares me. Don’t tell her I wrote this. I know she likes using communication devices as weapons and my phone is very pointy.

(WENN)