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In case you didn’t know, there’s some skank-in-waiting named Natalie Dylan, who is auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder. OK, so maybe I’m just a little bitter that this woman managed to raise nearly $3.8 million, whereas I sadly ended the bidding at a burger, fries and a cherry Coke and a ride home. Who knew chastity could be so profitable?
Now, 22-year-old Dylan is claiming that she’d prefer to be deflowered by none other than sex-tape vixen and reality TV star Kim Kardashian. “She’s really beautiful,” the future former virgin gushes to the New York Daily News, “but…I’m heterosexual. I just Âadmire her beauty.”
While waiting for takers on her offer, Natalie will be working on her next venture, which is writing a book. That’s right, she’s signed a book deal with the David Black Literary Agency. If she and Kim K. decide to co-write it, please just be a dear and shoot me now.
Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Kim Kardashian in the gallery!
In case you didn’t know, there’s some skank-in-waiting named Natalie Dylan,
who is auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder. OK, so maybe
I’m just a little bitter that this woman managed to raise nearly $3.8
million, whereas I sadly ended the bidding at a burger, fries and a
cherry Coke and a ride home. Who knew chastity could be so profitable?
Now, 22-year-old Dylan is claiming that she’d prefer to be deflowered by none other than sex-tape vixen and reality TV star Kim Kardashian. “She’s really beautiful,” the future former virgin gushes to the New York Daily News, “but…I’m heterosexual. I just Âadmire her beauty.”
While waiting for takers on her offer, Natalie will be working on her
next venture, which is writing a book. That’s right, she’s signed a
book deal with the David Black Literary Agency. If she and Kim K.
decide to co-write it, please just be a dear and shoot me now.Check out all 10+ photos of Kim Kardashian in the gallery!
Jacy | January 15, 2009 at 10:19 am
What can I say? Really a smart girl, this one.
DRT | January 15, 2009 at 10:23 am
For that much money, you better get both kinds.
Anne Arkham | January 15, 2009 at 10:31 am
You got a ride home?
lulu | January 15, 2009 at 10:37 am
Oh my god, this girl is effing ugly. Seriously unattractive! Is this real? 3.8 million? I so so sooo hope it’s a disease riddled nasty that “wins”.
Good luck to her and those floppy gross boobs!
Greggie | January 15, 2009 at 11:54 am
So…um…she’s a hooker. Right? I mean, she’s getting paid for sex.
Paige | January 15, 2009 at 12:14 pm
This chick is really dragging this thing out. She’s been hitting the talk shows and “news” cycles for literally several months with her pseudo story. A person would have to be the most gullible fool on earth to believe she is actually a virgin. She looks like the kind that lost it in elementary school.
Kels | January 15, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Where are her nipples? Does she not have nipples?
stolidog | January 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm
yup, very chaste.
Rachel | January 15, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I wouldn’t pay $3.80 for that hoe-bag.
menocu | January 15, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Anne, Hilarious.
jimi | January 15, 2009 at 8:56 pm
A publicity hoax that everyone is falling for. Just another attention whore that sites like this will help make famous.
Martiniman | January 16, 2009 at 7:54 am
Tell the “winner” to check under the hood before buying…from the look at that face, my guess is “her” first name should be Dylan!
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