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And I don’t mean she’s acting the fool. I mean she’s dropping trou and climbing aboard the Max Fisher express! Here’s stills from a short film Wes Anderson made called “The Hotel Chevalier”. In it, Natalie Portman plays Jason Schwartzman’s honey and she’s nekkid.
What was it about her in Wes Anderson’s “Hotel Chevalier” – a 13-minute, short-film prequel to his impressive feature-length movie The Darjeeling Limited – that got my attention?
Actually, she had me the minute she knocks on screen ex-boyfriend Jason Schwartzman’s Paris hotel room door.
She’s wearing a belted raincoat, her hair stylishly gamine. She sits on the bed and Schwartzman pulls off her knee-length boots. It’s a very sensual moment and then she all but disrobes, giving us undisguised views of her slender figure. She’s really sexy and grown up in this film, with or without the shots of her derriere.
If I was a breedin’ type, I’d say “hot”. Natalie Portman’s cool. Previously, she appeared to be kind of a stiff. Then I saw this seriously hot short she did on “SNL” where she rapped and talked about f*cking dogs and I’ve liked her ever since then.
Photos of Natalie Portman baring it all are after the jump.
maxpurr9 | September 28, 2007 at 12:21 pm
she’s adorable and all for sure–but how hot is jason with that totally 70s robert redford type mustache?!! HOT!!
Darth Paul | September 28, 2007 at 12:49 pm
They’re both fantastic. Jason’s the hottest midget in Hollywood.
Aeol | September 28, 2007 at 1:58 pm
I had a friend who had the biggest crush on her for years…then when he met her he said she was so tiny and boy-like he felt like a pedophile.
Jeanie | September 28, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Natalie is a beautiful girl, but she should really keep her clothes on. Her body is that of a little girl and I don’t think little girls are hot at all.
ecs | October 2, 2007 at 2:45 am
Why does she have so many bruises on her? Are they for the movie or is she just a fall-down drunk like me?
Alya Adlyna | October 8, 2007 at 5:34 am
she’s hot but for me i think she need to be even hotter like sexier..get more agrasive and do porno movie!!so her watcher will like her…her fans and all the one like her…my advise get more nude..let mans lick the pussy,bite the nipple,drink the squirt…..julio.from alya
fan | October 11, 2007 at 6:11 pm
She is soo sexy!!!
illegala | October 12, 2007 at 6:33 am
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Jan_In_The_Pan | October 29, 2007 at 10:16 pm
I’m sorry. She’s a pretty girl but she looks like a child and these photos are anything but sexy. It’s actually kinda creepy.
Minime | November 4, 2007 at 6:30 am
I saw this movie last night and it was amazing! the bruises are just part of the scene, they would make sense if you watch it.
Peter, The Peter Files BLog of Comedy | November 5, 2007 at 3:47 am
I think that commenting on bruises from a movie shot is ridiculous. Natalie is obviously hot as ever.
As if any of us hoi polloi would have a shot.
Thanks for the photos.
Peter, The Peter Files Blog of Comedy, Jokes, Satire, Commentary and Video
dolly | November 12, 2007 at 2:08 pm
I think it’s a weird, ugly little body – sort of like a bug.
paris herpes | November 13, 2007 at 3:08 pm
She has the body of an adolescent boy! How is that “hot”?!