Knowing exactly where his strengths lie, David Beckham flexes his modeling muscles in this most recent Emporio Armani ad, one of a series that features the hard-bodied soccer star in his teensy skivvies. Not that we’re complaining, but goddamn, there’s not a whole lot to the wares he’s selling.
In fact, he may have us so dickma…er, HYPNOtized that we don’t notice he’s not wearing anything at all. Is this a case of the Emporio’s new clothes? Who cares? As long as he keeps stripping.
Knowing exactly where his strengths lie, David Beckham flexes his modeling muscles in this most recent Emporio Armani ad, one of a series that features the hard-bodied soccer star in his teensy skivvies. Not that we’re complaining, but goddamn, there’s not a whole lot to the wares he’s selling.
In fact, he may have us so dickma…er, HYPNOtized
that we don’t notice he’s not wearing anything at all. Is this a case
of the Emporio’s new clothes? Who cares? As long as he keeps stripping.





























stolidog | January 29, 2009 at 1:01 pm
um, guys at armani, i’d like a better butt shot next time. Ok, thanks.
adrian | January 29, 2009 at 3:03 pm
That david beckham is really hot!!!!!!
Cheesy | January 29, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I just love his underwear shots. Keep them coming!
CITIZENS ARREST CONGRESS KIKES | January 29, 2009 at 8:17 pm
He’s so hot. I was just inspired to write a script for him.
Here’s how the story goes:
Act 1 – I lick him all over
Act 2 – I lick him all over
Act 3 – I lick him all over
The end
CITIZENS ARREST CONGRESS KIKES | January 29, 2009 at 8:19 pm
He inspires me so much. I just thought of another movie idea that he can be in.
It goes basically like this:
Act 1 – He walks around naked
Act 2 – He walks around naked
Act 3 – He walks around naked
The end
hk | January 30, 2009 at 6:33 am
Wait so he shaves his happy trail between shots?!
Sean | January 30, 2009 at 1:43 pm
that doesn’t look like a tractor exhaust to me.
Jon | January 30, 2009 at 3:15 pm
If you call that “nearly nude” than obviously you haven’t been underwear shopping lately. I’d say the photos are tame if anything.
Bjwxpdyc | June 30, 2009 at 8:00 am
TapLRN comment3 ,
diazepam valium | July 2, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I want to say – thank you for this!
mark | October 20, 2009 at 9:51 am
david beckham!please,please,pleasex10000
fuck me.please!