Well, it was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan‘s life was portrayed on film – but not from her point of view. It seems that her life has inspired the plot of a new movie starring…get this…Joan Collins and Lydia Hearst!
Dogs in Pocketbooks is based on Lohan’s life and Hearst will take on the lead role of a young star making her way in Hollywood, while Collins will play a high-powered agent in the picture, which begins filming in February…
Collins tells New York Post gossip column Page Six, “The script is a hoot – a satire on the crazed hysteria surrounding showbiz celebrities. I’m playing an aggressive, sexy, powerful woman. For a change.”
Screenwriter Charles Casillo adds, “Lydia will play a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media – a role obviously based on Lindsay Lohan. I spent a lot of time casting for the right actress for this screwball comedy, but Lydia is perfect… We looked at a lot of actresses for this role, and I was really knocked out.”
“(The movie) is in no way mean-spirited towards Lindsay. It’s the kind of thing she has spoofed about herself in the past. It’s more of a satire about the crazy people around her and the situations they generate. It satirises the obsession with modern celebrity.”
I’m not sure that they really know Lindsay…um, she got pissed off at Glee for goodness sake!