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-It’s nice to know that this one (British model Paul Sculfor) seems to be working out for Cameron Diaz. And respect to any man that can put up with her weed giggles, and love of her own b.o., and her “wacky personality.” That can’t be a day at the damn beach. Then again, he used to be with Aniston so he could still be shell-shocked by a girl who’s not ordering him to fill up a turkey baster every three seconds. Here they are looking bundled up and cutesy while checking out the shops in NYC.

-Pete Wentz and his Fall Out Boy cohort Patrick Stump tried to to play a free two-man concert in NYC’s Washington Square Park the other day, but the cops weren’t having it because they didnt get a permit. So Stump sang a capella while Wentz played air guitar. Well, it was free. Anyway, police almost pounced on sexual blabbermouth Wentz when he went for his guitar case by the crisis was averted.

-FremantleMedia, who created crazyfest American Idol, are suing a strip joint called the Palazio Men’s Club in Texas for hosting a whore competition called “Stripper Idol.” It’s a copywright suit. The girls compete to win $500. Frankly, I’m a dyed in the wool homo and that sounds better than the actual show. Pitchers of beer and acrobatic sex workers. Sign me up!

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-It’s nice to know that this one (British model Paul Sculfor) seems to be working out
for Cameron Diaz. And respect to any man that can put up with her weed
giggles, and love of her own b.o., and her “wacky personality.” That
can’t be a day at the damn beach. Then again, he used to be with Aniston
so he could still be shell-shocked by a girl who’s not ordering him to
fill up a turkey baster every three seconds. Here they are looking
bundled up and cutesy while checking out the shops in NYC. -Pete Wentz and his Fall Out Boy cohort Patrick Stump tried to to play
a free two-man concert in NYC’s Washington Square Park the other day,
but the cops weren’t having it because they didnt get a permit. So
Stump sang a capella while Wentz played air guitar. Well, it was free.
Anyway, police almost pounced on sexual blabbermouth Wentz when he went for his guitar case by the crisis was averted.-FremantleMedia, who created crazyfest American Idol, are suing
a strip joint called the Palazio Men’s Club in Texas for hosting a
whore competition called “Stripper Idol.” It’s a copywright suit. The
girls compete to win $500. Frankly, I’m a dyed in the wool homo and
that sounds better than the actual show. Pitchers of beer and acrobatic
sex workers. Sign me up!