News Bites: Carey Hart Deluding Himself

August 3rd, 2008 // 1 Comment

BMX guy/Vegas club owner Carey Hart says that he’s hopefuly he and his estranged wife Pink still have a shot. “I would like to have wishful thinking and say, ‘Yes.’ Only time will tell,” he said in regards to his marriage being salvagable. Dude, you cheat and she’s a dyke. Let’s be real. She already eating down at the Y as I type this. And bully for her. You have streaks. Ugh.

The dwarf f*cker in the Verne Troyer sex tape is denying she threw his ass around like a tennis ball. “Actress” Ranae Shrider’s rep says that Mini-Me’s lawsuit against her alleging abuse is “riddled with lie upon lie.” Who knows what’s true but this rep is a dramatis personae for that hot statement.

People magazine’s photo spread on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt‘s new twins Vivienne and “Fort” Knox will reportedly be 30 PAGES long. THIRTY PAGES OF BABIES. Christ, my brothers could have kids and I’d be like “Dude, I have a life to lead. 30? No. Put the camera down.” The photos are supposed to debut online tonight at 7 PM EST so set your alarms. Or pray for morning.

Click on any image for photos of Carey Hart at the X-Games After Party With DCMA Collective.


BMX guy/Vegas club owner Carey Hart says that he’s hopefuly he and his estranged wife Pink
still have a shot. “I would like to have wishful thinking and say,
‘Yes.’ Only time will tell,” he said in regards to his marriage being
salvagable. Dude, you cheat and she’s a dyke. Let’s be real. She
already eating down at the Y as I type this. And bully for her. You
have streaks. Ugh.The dwarf f*cker in the Verne Troyer sex tape is denying she threw his ass around like a tennis ball. “Actress” Ranae Shrider’s
rep says that Mini-Me’s lawsuit against her alleging abuse is “riddled
with lie upon lie.” Who knows what’s true but this rep is a dramatis
personae for that hot statement.People magazine’s photo spread on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt‘s new twins Vivienne and “Fort” Knox will reportedly be 30 PAGES long.
THIRTY PAGES OF BABIES. Christ, my brothers could have kids and I’d be
like “Dude, I have a life to lead. 30? No. Put the camera down.” The
photos are supposed to debut online tonight at 7 PM EST so set your
alarms. Or pray for morning.
Click on any image for photos of Carey Hart at the X-Games After Party With DCMA Collective.

By J. Harvey

  1. Kat

    Looks like Vanilla Ice

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