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-Slick player Cristiano Ronaldo won an award for forward of the past season at the UEFA Champions League Draw in Monte Carlo. Ok, I have no clue what any of that meant but I think it’s a soccer thing? Kick that ball! All I care is that this dude has some hot abs. Click the link. That’s what I’m talking about…

-Desperate No-Need-For-A-Midwife (ok, not my best) Jennifer Aniston will guest-star on 30 Rock this season. That’s a hot show, so she better bring it. No word on what her character will be like but I’m totally holding out for love-starved easily duped by douchebags actress.

-Despite rumors, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are not opening a bar in NYC. Douchebag Bar? Cafe Twat? Well then I guess I don’t need to make these Molotov cocktails then!

-Slick player Cristiano Ronaldo
won an award for forward of the past season at the UEFA Champions
League Draw in Monte Carlo. Ok, I have no clue what any of that meant
but I think it’s a soccer thing? Kick that ball! All I care is that
this dude has some hot abs. Click the link. That’s what I’m talking
about…-Desperate No-Need-For-A-Midwife (ok, not my best) Jennifer Aniston will guest-star on 30 Rock
this season. That’s a hot show, so she better bring it. No word on what
her character will be like but I’m totally holding out for love-starved easily duped by douchebags actress.-Despite rumors, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are not opening a bar in NYC. Douchebag Bar? Cafe Twat? Well then I guess I don’t need to make these Molotov cocktails