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Who styled this bullshit? David Beckham looks like he should be
shouting “Extree! Extree! FDR’s New Deal!” on a street corner. Becks
won the Teen Choice award for Favorite Athlete at the Teen Choice
Awards last night. He’s also on the front and BACK cover of Men’s Health. So you can admire him from every possible angle. He’s even on the binding.

Model Sophie Monk is getting her ass tapped left and right. Ok, maybe just right because she’s been linked with Ryan Seacrest and his ass is as gay as Simon Cowell‘s sweaters. She was also recently spotted making out with Adam Levine from Maroon 5. She actually traded up because she was dumped by Benji Madden, who is now with Paris Hilton. She might have an STD by association, Levine. Watch your MOR ass.

The Dark Knight should make $400 million by tonight or tomorrow. It
made another 43.8 million this past weekend. If you haven’t seen it
yet, you’re obviously a shitty person.

Who styled this bullshit? David Beckham looks like he should be shouting “Extree! Extree! FDR’s New Deal!” on a street corner. Becks won the Teen Choice award for Favorite Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He’s also on the front and BACK cover of Men’s Health. So you can admire him from every possible angle. He’s even on the binding.Model Sophie Monk is getting her ass tapped left and right. Ok, maybe just right because she’s been linked with Ryan Seacrest and his ass is as gay as Simon Cowell‘s sweaters. She was also recently spotted making out with Adam Levine from Maroon 5. She actually traded up because she was dumped by Benji Madden, who is now with Paris Hilton. She might have an STD by association, Levine. Watch your MOR ass. The Dark Knight should make $400 million by tonight or tomorrow. It made another 43.8 million this past weekend. If you haven’t seen it yet, you’re obviously a shitty person.