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-The star of Grey’s Anatomy Ellen Pompeo poses with some carefully positioned props and a chimpanzee for her photoshoot with Allure. Don’t worry, the chimp’s not in the nudie shot.

-Celebuspawn Rumer Willis is going to be playing a serial killer victim on CSI: New York. Let’s hope she can take direction. “Play dead, Rumer. No, more dead.”

-Josh Waring, who is the real son of Lauri Waring on The Real Housewives of Orange County, has been sentenced to 240 days behind bars for his drug possession charges. Welcome to the real real world.