View the Gallery / 19 Photos »

-Eva Longoria says that “I’m not pregnant, I’m fat.” Here she is with her basketball husband Tony Parker in Paris. She says that the pregnancy stories are false and that she gained weight for her Desperate Housewives role as the new mother to obsese twin daughters. Longoria claims she ate a ton of crap over the summer and stopped working out. What do YOU think? Lies?

-Anne Hathaway‘s ex-crook Raffaello Follieri has pled guilty to 14 counts of  wire fraud and money laundering today. He pled guilty with a deal to receive no more than five years in prison. If this doesn’t drive Anne Hathaway (back) to lesbianism, nothing will.

-Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift have both been nominated for Country Music Awards. Carrie’s in the running for Album of the Year and joins Swift as a nominee for Female Vocalist of the Year. If Carrie wins, I totally hope she thanks that “bovine bitch Jessica Simpson for keeping me in the spotlight.”

Click any photo to view all 15+ photos of the Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in the gallery!

-Eva Longoria says that “I’m not pregnant, I’m fat.” Here she is with her basketball husband Tony Parker in Paris. She says that the pregnancy stories are false and that she gained weight for her Desperate Housewives role
as the new mother to obsese twin daughters. Longoria claims she ate a
ton of crap over the summer and stopped working out. What do YOU think?
Lies?-Anne Hathaway‘s ex-crook Raffaello Follieri
has pled guilty to 14 counts of  wire fraud and money laundering today.
He pled guilty with a deal to receive no more than five years in
prison. If this doesn’t drive Anne Hathaway (back) to lesbianism,
nothing will. -Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift
have both been nominated for Country Music Awards. Carrie’s in the
running for Album of the Year and joins Swift as a nominee for Female
Vocalist of the Year. If Carrie wins, I totally hope she thanks that “bovine bitch Jessica Simpson for keeping me in the spotlight.”Click any photo to view all 15+ photos of the Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in the gallery!