E! has a preview of all the famous hoes coming to 30 Rock, including her majesty Oprah Winfrey, Jennifer Aniston (in a really unattractive chapeau), and Steve Martin. I’d be more interested if they had Rachel Dratch on. Did you know they fired her and replaced her with Jane Krakowski because she wasn’t pretty enough…? Ouch. Jerks.

Married guy Ryan Reynolds is running the New York Marathon. Reynolds says that he’s doing it to raise money for the fight against Parkinson’s Disease which has stricken his father. Reynolds also writes that he met Michael J. Fox and told him he was going to run. If you want to donate to Reynolds’ efforts, you can click here. Way to make it so I can’t mock you, Ryan. Jerk.

Wetsuit hotness Matthew McConaughey has started his own clothing line called J.K. Livin’. Why not just sell bongs? Clothing for stoners. I’ll be honest. They’re ugly.