News Bites: Jessica Simpson Playing Second Fiddle To Chili

January 13th, 2009 // 8 Comments

-Jessica Simpson is scheduled to appear at a Philadelphia country radio station’s chili cook-off! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Here she is with her boyfriend that faints Tony Romo and her dog Daisy. Jessica Simpson is playing WXTU’s chili cook-off! And she’s billed THIRD! HAHAHHAHAH! Sorry.

-Madagascar 2 star Chris Rock has a book deal. Grand Central Publishing will release his book of “comedic observations” next year. He previously published a book in 1997. Can it just be a book clownin’ on Jessica Simpson being billed third at a chili cook-off? HAHAHAHHAH! Sorry.

-Fox’s Prison Break has been cancelled. This season will be its last. Wentworth Miller is going to have to find a new gig. Hopefully it won’t be at a chili cook-off in Philadelphia. HAHAHA. Sorry.


-Jessica Simpson is scheduled to appear at a Philadelphia country radio station’s chili cook-off! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Here she is with her boyfriend that faints Tony Romo and her dog Daisy. Jessica Simpson is playing WXTU’s chili cook-off! And she’s billed THIRD! HAHAHHAHAH! Sorry.

-Madagascar 2 star Chris Rock has a book deal.
Grand Central Publishing will release his book of “comedic
observations” next year. He previously published a book in 1997. Can it
just be a book clownin’ on Jessica Simpson being billed third at a
chili cook-off? HAHAHAHHAH! Sorry.

-Fox’s Prison Break has been cancelled. This season will be its last. Wentworth Miller is going to have to find a new gig. Hopefully it won’t be at a chili cook-off in Philadelphia. HAHAHA. Sorry.

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Comments (8)

  1. Kloe | January 13, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Good. She’ll be talking about farting again. It goes good with chili and Tony can talk about his ribs.

  2. Mom | January 13, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Who is going to be at the chili cook off in Philadelphia???? Say it again and again J…it never gets old. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [not sorry]

  3. jade | January 13, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    Is that HIS bag????!!!!

  4. Froggie | January 14, 2009 at 8:40 am

    After what this retard said about the Eagles on Good Morning America – I hope the throw hot chili in her skank face.

  5. say what? | January 14, 2009 at 10:08 am

    I’m with you, Mom…just say “chili cook off!” and we’ll know what’s up…

    Froggie, what did she say about the Eagles?

  6. mariah | January 14, 2009 at 11:42 am

    anything jessica says is never smart she pretends she knows football “please” she hated it before…im a dallas cowboy fan but she would have made me mad too…if i were an eagle’s fan…tony is great player but in the end he chokes he gets nervous if he does this next year we need to trade him…jessica is a has been and honestly i dont see why this chick is attractive….really out of all the girls tony picks this loser…..he has no class

  7. Sarah | January 14, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    It’s in South Florida, not Philly. WOW how about you pay attention to your own links?

  8. yourmom | January 24, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    She use to hate football. She is such a phony!

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