News Bites: Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Dry-Hump In Rome

September 29th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Golfer Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are oozing love all over Rome on their vacation. They stopped at an unnamed shop on Rome’s Via Condotti, which is Rome’s
chichi shopping area. Justin had the ultra-exclusive shop empty out their safe of all
of their vintage jewelry and Jessica tried on every piece. Timberlake bought her a diamond bracelet and ring from the 1970s. Ten years from now, the kid that Jessica has with her female lover by artificial insemination is going to be like “Mommy Jessica, who’s that gay guy you’re making out with in the alley?”

Russell Crowe is going to play both Robin Hood and the Sherrif of Nottingham in Ridley Scott’s upcoming Nottingham movie. He’s a talented actor, so he can probably pull it off. But he’s gotten a little, uh, puffy lately. So he’s going to be asking a lot of those tights. It’s probably bad that I still want to see that, right?

Extremely troubled country star Mindy McCready is returning to jail again. She’s supposed to turn herself in tomorrow to Tennessee authorities to serve time for a parole violation. This all stems from her 2004 prescription drug fraud case. I’d still rather hear her sing like the Amy Winehouse of country as opposed to Jessica Simpson.

Click any photo to view all 15+ photos of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Rome in the gallery!


Golfer Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are oozing love all over Rome on their vacation. They stopped at an unnamed shop on Rome’s Via Condotti, which is Rome’s
chichi shopping area. Justin had the ultra-exclusive shop empty out their safe of all
of their vintage jewelry and Jessica tried on every piece. Timberlake bought her a diamond bracelet and ring from the 1970s.
Ten years from now, the kid that Jessica has with her female lover by
artificial insemination is going to be like “Mommy Jessica, who’s that
gay guy you’re making out with in the alley?”Russell Crowe is going to play both Robin Hood and the Sherrif of Nottingham in Ridley Scott’s upcoming Nottingham movie. He’s a talented actor, so he can probably pull it off. But he’s gotten a little, uh, puffy lately. So he’s going to be asking a lot of those tights. It’s probably bad that I still want to see that, right?Extremely troubled country star Mindy McCready is returning to jail again.
She’s supposed to turn herself in tomorrow to Tennessee authorities to
serve time for a parole violation. This all stems from her 2004
prescription drug fraud case. I’d still rather hear her sing like the Amy Winehouse of country as opposed to Jessica Simpson.Check out all 15+ photos of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Rome in the gallery!

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  1. SATAN LIVES AT DISNEY | September 30, 2008 at 1:43 am

    Neo-nazi walking with his lover over the corpses of Roman girls buried alive because they had sex. Religious trickery at it’s best.

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