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Please support our efforts to get through this one without making one of 30 million jokes. Above you will notice Kim Kardashian‘s sister Khloe Kardashian posing naked for PETA in an anti-fur advertisement. Yep. So. That’s nice of her. Going to battle for minks, and chinchillas and what have you. *whistle* *looking around* *crickets* OH MY GOD, SHE’S A SASQUATCH IN AN ANTI-FUR AD! SHE’S FIGHTING FOR HER OWN KIND! I’m sorry, I couldn’t do it. Click on the image in the gallery for the full ass shot. If you’re into that sort of thing.

Jeremy Piven is irritated that fans refer to him by the name of his character on Entourage – Ari Gold. This man defines “twat.” Shouldn’t you be grateful you had the opportunity to create a memorable character? He was at a party recently when someone referred to him as “Ari.” “He shouted, ‘I’m Jeremy Piven!’ right in the poor guy’s face,’ a source said. Piven backpedaled when someone asked him about the incident. “A lot of fans scream ‘Ari!’ at me,” Piven said. “It doesn’t annoy
me. I go right over, tell them my real name and that I’m just the actor
who plays Ari.” Can you just hurry up and do dinner theater in Boca Raton, please?

Katie Price (aka the Orangina-hued sort of trashy model Jordan) is NOT pregnant, she says. A recent report had her three months pregnant and suffering from morning sickness in the Maldives. Her rep denies the report. Price already has three children and recently revealed the color of her husband Peter Andre‘s penis. She shouldn’t be allowed to have anymore children if she’s making statements like that.

Please support our efforts to get through this one without making one of 30 million jokes. Above you will notice Kim Kardashian‘s sister Khloe Kardashian posing naked for PETA in
an anti-fur advertisement. Yep. So. That’s nice of her. Going to battle
for minks, and chinchillas and what have you. *whistle* *looking
around* *crickets* OH MY GOD, SHE’S A SASQUATCH
IN AN ANTI-FUR AD! SHE’S FIGHTING FOR HER OWN KIND! I’m sorry, I
couldn’t do it. Click on the image in the gallery for the full ass
shot. If you’re into that sort of thing.Jeremy Piven is irritated that fans refer to him by the name of his character on Entourage – Ari Gold. This man defines “twat.”
Shouldn’t you be grateful you had the opportunity to create a memorable
character? He was at a party recently when someone referred to him as
“Ari.” “He shouted, ‘I’m Jeremy Piven!’ right in the poor guy’s face,’
a source said. Piven backpedaled when someone asked him about the
incident. “A lot of fans scream ‘Ari!’ at me,” Piven said. “It doesn’t
annoy
me. I go right over, tell them my real name and that I’m just the actor
who plays Ari.” Can you just hurry up and do dinner theater in Boca
Raton, please?

Katie Price (aka the Orangina-hued sort of trashy model Jordan) is NOT pregnant,
she says. A recent report had her three months pregnant and suffering
from morning sickness in the Maldives. Her rep denies the report. Price
already has three children and recently revealed the color of her husband Peter Andre‘s penis. She shouldn’t be allowed to have anymore children if she’s making statements like that.