News Bites: Kylie Minogue Hearts Andres Velencoso Segura

January 7th, 2009 // 10 Comments

-Kylie Minogue appears to have upgraded from her former flame Olivier Martinez, with a younger, better-looking version of him in 30-year-old Spanish model Andres Velencoso Segura. The two were spotted in the French Alps looking very much like a couple in love. After checking out the massive photo gallery we have of the Latin stunner, you will be too.

-CNN correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta has been offered to position of Surgeon General on President-elect Barack Obama‘s cabinet. I wonder how the man feels about excessive corncake intake?

-Spencer Pratt claims that the only reason he and Heidi Montag aren’t legally married is because he didn’t realize it was a legal process. How much you want to bet his ass is filthy because he doesn’t realize it’s not self-cleaning? Now, the brain cell deficient couple are planning a splashy ceremonyas a follow-up to their Mexican faux-lopement. Spencer told InTouch, “We’ll definitely have it on TV because of the fans and haters.” Yes, that makes total sense. 


-Kylie Minogue appears to have upgraded from her former flame Olivier Martinez, with a younger, better-looking version of him in 30-year-old Spanish model Andres Velencoso Segura.
The two were spotted in the French Alps looking very much like a couple
in love. After checking out the massive photo gallery we have of the
Latin stunner, you will be too.

-CNN correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta has been offered to position of Surgeon General on President-elect Barack Obama‘s cabinet. I wonder how the man feels about excessive corncake intake?

-Spencer Pratt claims that the only reason he and Heidi Montag aren’t legally married
is because he didn’t realize it was a legal process. How much you want
to bet his ass is filthy because he doesn’t realize it’s not
self-cleaning? Now, the brain cell deficient couple are planning a
splashy ceremonyas a follow-up to their Mexican faux-lopement. Spencer told InTouch, “We’ll definitely have it on TV because of the fans and haters.” Yes, that makes total sense.

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Comments (10)

  1. Belladonna | January 7, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Kylie.. another model,another looker,another ladies man, and trotted out like a paid for trophy.how sad and pathetic is this.? Cannot decide if she is a media junkie, insecure. a showoff, a narcissistic shallow female. or just plain vacuous and look at me me me me me and my trophy boy.Makes him look like a paid escort frankly.

  2. rudy | January 9, 2009 at 6:05 am

    Girlfriend’s got a rockin’ body but she sure ain’t packing. CR’s “pulling a Rafe” (named for a modern dancer that never wore a dance belt but never showed any genital definition). Baby, where’s your wang? Oh well, bought and paid for by Kylie.

  3. giigo | January 20, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Belladonna u sound like an acid frigid spinster, really.
    Get a life u wimp.
    KYLIE ‘S HOT & can have any man she wants: & this is the proof.
    PERIOD.

  4. Nmarie | May 25, 2009 at 6:28 am

    Kylie IS hot, but Belladonna’s right. Kylie is dating the same man over and over. She claims to want to settle down, yet she sets the criteria as incredibly, drop-dead good-looking and then cries when they can’t keep it in their pants!!

  5. Nmarie | May 25, 2009 at 6:34 am

    Kylie IS hot, but Belladonna’s right. Kylie keeps dating the same man over and over. She claims to want to settle down, yet she sets the criteria as incredibly, drop-dead good-looking and then cries when they can’t keep it in their pants!!

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