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-Madonna was spotted at Schoenefeld airport in her damn robe. This is the new trend – rich people rolling up out on the streets in whatever they want. We just didn’t think Madonna was gonna turn 50 and just drop all pretense of glamour. Sad.

-Michael Phelps and Carrie Underwood are allegedly planning a date. She got word to him that she thought he was “cute.” The medals, maybe. No offense. I know he’s Jesus in the pool, but there’s something a little World’s Tallest Man face about him.

-Heidi Montag’s candidate John McCain has picked his running mate. He’s settled on Alaskan governor (?!?) Sarah Palin as his Republican vice presidential candidate. She was in a beauty pageant one time. Good luck, Johnny.

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-Madonna was spotted at Schoenefeld airport in her damn robe. This is the new trend – rich people rolling up out on the streets in whatever they want. We just didn’t think Madonna was gonna turn 50 and just drop all pretense of glamour. Sad. -Michael Phelps and Carrie Underwood
are allegedly planning a date. She got word to him that she thought he
was “cute.” The medals, maybe. No offense. I know he’s Jesus in the
pool, but there’s something a little World’s Tallest Man face about him.-Heidi Montag’s candidate John McCain has picked his running mate. He’s settled on Alaskan governor (?!?) Sarah Palin as his Republican vice presidential candidate. She was in a beauty pageant one time. Good luck, Johnny.