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- Perhaps you’ve heard of Robert Pattinson? If not, your teen daughter, niece, student, papergirl, Girl Scout cookie dealer and Dunkin’ Donuts drive-through worker girl has. This dude is the biggest thing to happen to teen girls  since sliced Efron. And his movie, the vampire boy gets girl flick Twilight isn’t even out yet! Book the tickets for the teen girl in your life now! And try to hear the dialougue through the screaming! Here is he is in a video discussing his role as tragic night creature “Edward Cullen” in the flick due out Nov. 21. This dude’s presence wrecks malls. You’ve been warned.

- Shania Twain, 43, will reportedly make a triumphant comeback appearance at the Country Music Awards tonight. It will be her first public appearance since her marriage to producer Robert “Mutt” Lange, 60,very publicly melted down in May. Twain will reportedly be a presenter. Shania baby, you feel free to curse his ass out from the podium. Word is, “Mutt” is a real one and got with the personal assistant.

- Kim Kardashian will join Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt for their guest appearance on CBS’ How I Met Your Mother. Are they recruiting every tabloid dreg possible? Is this some sort of round them up and shoot plot? They’re all reportedly part of some sort of dream sequence involving Jason Segel’s character’s inability to go #2 at work. That’s charming. Though, somehow fitting.

- Perhaps you’ve heard of Robert Pattinson? If not, your teen
daughter, niece, student, papergirl, Girl Scout cookie dealer and
Dunkin’ Donuts drive-through worker girl has. This dude is the biggest thing to happen to teen girls  since sliced Efron. And his movie, the vampire boy gets girl flick Twilight
isn’t even out yet! Book the tickets for the teen girl in your life
now! And try to hear the dialougue through the screaming! Here is he is
in a video discussing his role as tragic night creature “Edward Cullen” in the flick due out Nov. 21. This dude’s presence wrecks malls. You’ve been warned. - Shania Twain, 43, will reportedly make a triumphant comeback appearance
at the Country Music Awards tonight. It will be her first public
appearance since her marriage to producer Robert “Mutt” Lange, 60,very
publicly melted down in May. Twain will reportedly be a presenter.
Shania baby, you feel free to curse his ass out from the podium. Word
is, “Mutt” is a real one and got with the personal assistant.- Kim Kardashian will join Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt for their guest appearance on CBS’ How I Met Your Mother.
Are they recruiting every tabloid dreg possible? Is this some sort of
round them up and shoot plot? They’re all reportedly part of some sort
of dream sequence involving Jason Segel’s character’s inability to go
#2 at work. That’s charming. Though, somehow fitting.