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Shia LaBeouf‘s lawyer says that LaDrunk’s hand is worse off than we thought. It was apparently crushed in the accident and “there remains a substantial risk of both infection and other complications.” Here’s Shia’s junkiehippie dad Jeffrey riding by Shia’s house in Glendale. Ring the doorbell, dude. Aren’t you his favorite drug buddy or something?

Carmen Electra is spoofing Angelina’s Jolie’s Wanted character in Disaster Movie. Co-star and meteor ass Kim Kardashian says that “Carmen looks hot, and did it justice.” These two sluts better watch their asses. That’s kinda like punching Jesus in the face.

Dancing with the Stars opinionated douche Cheryl Burke denies reports that gay ass Lance Bass will dance with another dude on the show. “I don’t think that would happen,” she says.
“I don’t think America is ready to watch two men dancing.” Hey Cheryl? Fuck you. America needs to get ready, then.

Click on the gallery for another image of Shia LaBeouf’s grizzly dad.

Shia LaBeouf‘s lawyer says that LaDrunk’s hand is worse off than
we thought. It was apparently crushed in the accident and “there
remains a substantial risk of both infection and other complications.”
Here’s Shia’s junkiehippie dad Jeffrey riding by Shia’s house in Glendale. Ring the doorbell, dude. Aren’t you his favorite drug buddy or something?Carmen Electra is spoofing Angelina’s Jolie’s Wanted character in Disaster Movie. Co-star and meteor ass Kim Kardashian
says that “Carmen looks hot, and did it justice.” These two sluts
better watch their asses. That’s kinda like punching Jesus in the face.Dancing with the Stars opinionated douche Cheryl Burke denies reports that gay ass Lance Bass will dance with another dude on the show. “I don’t think that would happen,” she says.
“I don’t think America is ready to watch two men dancing.” Hey Cheryl? Fuck you. America needs to get ready, then.