News Bites: Tyra Banks Thinks She’s Michelle Obama

August 5th, 2008 // 11 Comments

Who came up with this? Tyra Banks did a photo spread for Harper’s Bazaar in which she portrays Michelle Obama. I don’t understand the point. First lady fashion? Ugh. She looks like a dope. Why didn’t Michelle do it? The possibly future first lady in a fashion spread would be hot. I mean, she wouldn’t have to get in a g-string or anything.

TV star Angie Harmon is reportedly knocked up with her third child by former NFL player Jason Sehorn. They already have two daughters, and she’s about four months along. Congratulations. Angie Harmon is sort of the televisual equivalent of mulch. She’s just kinda there. And I always confuse her with Jill Hennessy for some reason. Mulch actresses.

Speaking of pregnancy, Lisa Marie Presley is supposedly having twins. I hope so. Because otherwise she’s incredibly fat. I mean jesus christ, how does skin stretch like that. Did she have panels sewn in?

Check out all the photos of Tyra Banks as Michelle Obama in the gallery.


Who came up with this? Tyra Banks did a photo spread for Harper’s Bazaar
in which she portrays Michelle Obama. I don’t understand the point.
First lady fashion? Ugh. She looks like a dope. Why didn’t Michelle do
it? The possibly future first lady in a fashion spread would be hot. I
mean, she wouldn’t have to get in a g-string or anything.

TV star Angie Harmon is reportedly knocked up with her third child by former NFL player Jason Sehorn.
They already have two daughters, and she’s about four months along.
Congratulations. Angie Harmon is sort of the televisual equivalent of
mulch. She’s just kinda there. And I always confuse her with Jill
Hennessy for some reason. Mulch actresses.

Speaking of pregnancy, Lisa Marie Presley is supposedly having
twins. I hope so. Because otherwise she’s incredibly fat. I mean jesus
christ, how does skin stretch like that. Did she have panels sewn in?

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Comments (11)

  1. hailie | August 5, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    ugh…tyra is an idiot.

  2. ali | August 5, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Tyra Banks thinks she is socially relevant because she donned a fat-suit and participated in a “How would it feel to be fat?” sociology experiment. She is also under the impression that ANTM is somehow helpful to the psyches of young girls. I mean, if a Latina woman and a PLUS-SIZE woman can be ANTM, then ANYTHING is possible… Tyra told me to follow my dream, and that’s what I’m gonna do!

  3. killershoes | August 5, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Tyra like Oprah rudely stole Michelle’s personal moments, diverted her opinions, subdued her desires and projected their own lifestyle and feelings into the historic race for the presidency.. as to what they expect a first lady would do, feel and show and leaves no surprises or elements of personal expression for the first lady to enjoy. I feel like she is saying see.. these people are nice and it won’t be scary so vote for them okay? Is this not an assine stunt or what? Michelle’s hubby Obama is a idiot for allowing Oprah to get so close and smothering their campaign and Michelle should scold Tyra for attempting to steal her thunder and victory too or nothing is sacred or real about this probable first lady and her family anymore..

  4. Not Deluded | August 5, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    Ah…yes, the ones who are famous for being…..well , famous. Like cotton candy, looks so good and so solid, but disolves when it gets wet.

  5. T-Bone | August 6, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Um, what, killershoes? I still have no idea what you’re talking about.

  6. anne | August 6, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    I really hope Tyra is playing a role for her sake or else she is a complete MORON and she thinks she is so smart – MODEL idiot and now a fat one.

  7. Arielsigma | August 14, 2008 at 9:54 am

    great, usefull 0_0

  8. just my opinion | August 20, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Tyra is who she is and so is Oprah

  9. Jan | November 15, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    talk about stealing someone’s personal moments! that shot with Obama’s daughter under the desk…sorry but that belongs to the Kennedy’s! as someone who grew in the 60′s…don’t compare one to another – it can’t be done!

  10. Jan | November 15, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    talk about stealing someone’s personal moments! that shot with Obama’s daughter under the desk…sorry but that belongs to the Kennedy’s! as someone who grew in the 60′s…don’t compare one to another – it can’t be done!

  11. Kelsey | March 11, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    you retards shes not stealing her personal moments!!!! all shes doing is portraing her in a few photo shoots… its out of the respect for Michell. fu** you stupid retards

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