Page Six is so much more accessible when they turn off that nasty registration thingy.

• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt make wild-beast love in Africa. The couple’s loud lovemaking “sounded like a wounded animal, like someone being killed!” According to Star, “worried guards grabbed their weapons,” rushed to Pitt and Jolie’s suite and “hammered furiously on the door with their clubs.” Suddenly, the screams stopped, and Pitt’s voice was heard from inside the $2,000-a-night villa. “Everything is cool guys,” he supposedly said. “You can leave — we’re OK.” [Page Six]
• Sharon Osborne dialed the wrong phone number and ended up having phone sex with Robbie Williams instead of her husband. Yeah, wrong number. [Ananova]
• Has Tara Reid finally found love. Stop laughing. Well, don’t because her latest hookup was with Tommy Lee. The girl just won’t learn. [Page Six]
• Lil’ Kim is being sued for breach of contract by two singers who performed on her “La Bella Mafia” album. In lieu of an agreed cash payment, she gave each of them a piece of jewelry valued at around $10,000. Seven months later, Lil’ Kim demanded the jewelry back “under a threat of physical violence” and the two men returned it, the suit said. Now that doesn’t sound like our Lil’ Kim. [Reuters]
• Is current Vogue cover model Liya Kebede pregnant? She was wearing an empire-waist gown at the Met’s Costume Institute Gala, so naturally people assumed she was pregnant. Remember the rumors when Gisele Bundchen and Melania Klaus wore the same type of dress. [ClothesHoarse]