Nibbly Things: Dina Lohan Pays Off Bathroom Attendant With Wad Of Cash

April 12th, 2006 // 12 Comments

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  • First off, what was Dina Lohan doing at G-Spa. Second, why was she in a bathroom stall with another woman? Third, why does Dina Lohan think she can get a bathroom attendant fired? Fourth, why would she need to pay off a bathroom attendant? [Page Six]
  • Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden wrestled a clubgoer to the floor and started “punching the [bleep] out of him, after the gentleman grabbed his hat. It was just another Saturday night at MisShapes. [Page Six]
  • John Travolta and Kelly Preston seem to be living in some sort of Scientologists denial universe. While they insist that their son Jett suffers from Kawasaki syndrome, an illness characterized by high ­fever, painful rash and lymph-node swelling; no less than five sources have diagnosed Jett with autism. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Actress Liv Tyler is considering quitting acting for good in favor of a quiet life in the countryside. The actress hasn’t done much of late, but motherhood seems to appeal to Liv over Hollywood. Could this be the first sane actress? [SFG Daily Dish]
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt has denied that she ever dated, let alone had sex with, Wilmer Valderrama. Not so stupid after all, is she? [Tittle-Tattle]
  • The Da Vinci Code author, Dan Brown just can’t seem to get a break. A Russian art historian has accused him of plagiarism, just days after a British court rejected a similar claim. [BBC]
  • Ashton Kutcher, or more likely his show Punk’d somehow convinced Hugh Jackman that he blew up Brett Ratner‘s house. I’m impressed. [Hollywood.com]
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  1. Gretchen Weiners

    Answers to the Dina Lohan questions:
    1) Because she thinks she’s 25;
    2) Because she was doing coke;
    3) Because she thinks she’s somebody;
    4) So said bathroom attendant cannot sell above story to US Weekly.

  2. Lisa

    What a messed up mother-daughter relationship! Jeez Louise, my mom’s idea of a crazy night out is having one screwdriver!

  3. belle

    “…no less than five sources have diagnosed Jett with autism…”

    In the article, it doesn’t actually say whether or not Jett received a valid and reliable diagnosis at all. Actually, it says something to the effect that the “diagnosis” was corroborated by 5 individuals after someone stated an opinion that it could, in fact, be autism. These 5 so-called experts included “a media rep from the Autism Society of America, an executive from Cure Autism Now, a major Hollywood producer and parent of an autistic child, and a Hollywood actor-parent.”

    None of these individuals are qualified to make a “diagnosis” of autism. They may have an opinion on the matter, but that doesn’t make it an official diagnosis. Only a specialist in the field, usually an M.D. or Ph.D., is qualified to make such a diagnosis. Seriously folks, a media rep and a Hollywood producer diagnosing autism? Give me a freakin’ break. Totally irresponsible reporting/blogging. Shit, make fun of Scientology all you want but don’t use this kind of rubbish to point a finger at them.

  4. Ann

    Looks like Belle is a scientologist. Angry are we?

  5. Just little me

    belle, you are obviously autistic. :-)

  6. Tine

    Dina was def doing coke!

  7. susiegrl

    “…. Dina Lohan…. why was she in a bathroom stall with another woman?”

    Gee, {{{{{ssssnnnnniiiiiffffff}}}}I don’t know?

  8. susiegrl

    “…. Dina Lohan…. why was she in a bathroom stall with another woman?”

    Gee, {{{{{ssssnnnnniiiiiffffff}}}} that’s a hard one.

  9. las

    Dina Lohan is one of the most pathetic stage moms since Kit Culkin (okay, he was a man). When is she going to accept that she isn’t a twentysomething Hollywood starlet? When he daughter goes to rehab, she’ll be partying harder than ever.

    And whether poor Jett Travolta is autistic or not, I feel sorry for him. That idiot cult will not even allow a formal diagnosis of such a problem, elt alone treatment.

  10. anelanaeole

    Kelly Preston used to be the blonde ditz in all the movies. Now she’s the brunette ditz on all the talk shows.

    Scientology is a cult, with all the cult benefits to go along with it, including allowing your children to suffer in order to further your place in the cult. Jett should be removed from the home if he does have autism, for denying him treatment is a form of neglect, and I’m pretty darn sure he’d heap praises for nolonger having to under go any auditing.

  11. Anno

    Buckwheat says give Jett some vitamins and he’ll be OTAY!

  12. Kiki

    With a crazy fame-obsessed mother and a violent unbalanced father, it’s no wonder Lindsay’s turned out so messed up. Also, didn’t she used to be a Rockette? Looks like somebody’s trying to reclaim the fame they never had.

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