- The buzz is that Patricia Heaton will be stepping into Meredith Vieria‘s shoes on The View. The talker may also get rid of Elizabeth Hassleback and bring on Fuse TV veejay, Marianela Pereyra, to bulk up Latino viewership. Why not just get rid of Star? [Page Six]
- If you must, check out the rearview of Britney-giving-birth sculpture. [Gawker]
- Eminem‘s estranged wife Kimberly Mathers, dialed into a radio talk show to share her side of the break up story. Kim said that trouble between the two had started even before the wedding. “I thought it was going to be in our best interest to delay the wedding,” she said. “But he really pushed it and I thought it was really going to be something that worked this time.” As always, one should marry if you’re having troubles prior to you wedding. It’s a fool proof plan. [People]
- Does Avril Lavigne have secret wedding plans? It looks like she’s planning a summer wedding with Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley. Our baby is all grown up. [TMZ]
- Designer Stella McCartney has offered the daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love an internship at her New York store. I can totally see Francis Bean Cobain as a fashion designer. [Jossip]
- Madonna likes nice things – especially when she’s on tour. Her family needs an entire floor of a hotel, she brings a team of skin specialists with her, she travels by private jet, and demands 40 free tickets for rabbis and fellow kabbala-following pals at each venue, with 50 more for celebrity pals at every venue. Why the fuck not? She’s Madonna. [Rush & Molloy]
- Salma Hayek says, “I don’t live in Hollywood-land. I prefer cooking dinner or playing board games. I have a farm and I love it there.” [contactmusic]
- While all of the evening news focus is on Katie Couric‘s new job, let us not forget about Bob Woodruff. He’s finally home from the hospital, but still has “a long road ahead.” [Daily Dish]

























Re: Madonna. I agree…why the fuck not! It’s her damn show. She can do what she wants.
I’m shelling out $700+ for two floor seats and I know it’s going straight into her pocket. : )
Are baby? Our baby
Isn’t the beaner about 13-14 years old? Who has 13 year old interns besides Gary Glitter?
it’s so funny that the people who can afford the tickets get them for free. Why doesn’t she make them pay for them, and then maybe donate the $$ to charity. Celebrities and all their free stuff suck. that’s why the rich get richer is because once you’re rich, everyone is throwing free things at you. Makes no sense.
Patricia Heaton is a demon. Like there was ever any reason to watch the View in the first place – now there are two huge reason not to – Patricia and Fat Star!
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