> Tyra Hates Naomi
Sweetie, we all hate the bitch. [Reuters]
> Martha Begs To Keep Her Job
I’m sure those six Daytime Emmy nominations will make her forget all her troubles. [NYDN]
> Jack White Pleads Guilty to Assault
See, he is mean. He’s sentenced to anger management classes. Watch out Renee. [E Online]
> Martha Tell All Book Would Be a Blockbuster
Please, please put pen to paper you domestic goddess. [Reuters]