Nibbly Things: Mama Simpson Prefers a Not So Slutty Daughter

July 31st, 2006 // Leave a Comment
  • While papa Joe Simpson creepily relishes in his daughter’s sex appeal, her mother Tina, is slightly more demure. She halted a sexy OK Magazine photo shoot that made Jessica look slutty. Mmm, someone with some actual sense in the family. [The Scoop]
  • Surprise, surprise – Brandon Davis isn’t interested in getting sober. [Page Six]
  • Heiress Casey Johnson is jumping on the foreign baby adoption bandwagon. She’s fully prepared to be a mother: “I got a crib, and a changing table, and I got a car seat, and a stroller,” she said, and an item she couldn’t resist: “The cutest leopard baby bikini. Oh my gosh. She is going to be dressed to kill.” Well, she’s got the equipment at least. [Page Six]
  • Did a boozy argument over the war between Israel and Hezbollah cause restauranteur Brian McNally to slap a woman? Maybe. [Page Six]
  • You can start looking for Boy George on the streets of New York City beginning August 14th. That’s when he’s scheduled to begin his five day sanitation stint. [Daily Dish]
  • Twiggy is snapped by the paparazzi while making an unfortunate face. [Daily Mail]
  • In some breaking news, Matthew Perry doesn’t say hello to the elderly people in his apartment building. [Page Six]
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