• Emmitt Smith beat Mario Lopez to become the “Dancing With the Stars” champion. From now on Smith is destined to have to show off his dancing skills at every public event he attends for the next 40 years. [AP]
• Why do celebrities deny they are pregnant only to reveal they really are pregnant a short while later? Congrats go to Jamie Pressly who is with child. [E! Online]
• Warren Beatty is set to receive the Cecil B. DeMille Award for lifetime achievement at the 64th annual Golden Globe awards. He’s had one helluva career. [USA Today]
• CNN”s Larry King revealed how really out of touch he is by admitting that he’s never used the internet. [Think Progress]
• If you’re really that curious or that under-sexed, here is the trailer from Screech‘s sex tape. [Club Red Light, Obviously NSFW]

Written by Lauren Burch