Nibbly Things: Sarah Jessica Parker – The $38 Million Dollar Woman

September 21st, 2005 // 9 Comments
  • Sarah Jessica Parker earned $38 million last year. Kimora Lee Simmons, 30, the diva behind the Baby Phat brand, came in second in the New York magazine salary survey with an annual paycheck of $17 million. I wonder what the beeoch had to say about that? [Daily Dish]
  • The many faces of Sienna Miller. [Junk Feud]
  • How does an autograph hounding crowd respond when Madonna and husband Guy Ritche snub them? With a bevy of boos. [AP]
  • Cindy switched Esky’s brand of Champale with Pabst. [The Corsair]
  • Country singer Mindy McCreedy tried to kill herself over the summer after she found out that she was pregnant. Someone needs a little help. [Miami Herald]
  • Were you wondering why Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards broke up? No? Well anyway, it’s because he watch too much sports programming on TV. And I’m a virgin. [Ananova]
  • Paris Hilton sort of donates money to the victims of hurricane Katrina. [Radar Online]
  • Months after it was the cool thing to do, Jon Bon Jovi slams Tom Cruise. [FemaleFirst]
  • Viggo Mortenson was once so hungry he ate a roadside rabbit that had been hit by a car. Just thought you should know. [contactmusic]
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  1. Mariana

    Kimora Lee Simmons is a classless twat. Since her husband made over $100 million just by the sale of his ugly-ass sweatshop clothes, the LEAST she could do is donate the (relatively) piddly-ass $17 million to hurricane relief.

    She’s just gross. Ew. EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!

  2. mimi

    first of all, its already been reported that Ms. Hilton had nothing to do with any donation.

  3. Johnny Chicago

    Say, who the FUCK is Madonna, anyway?

    Oh, she’s that dried-up cunt with ZERO skills left but with a couple of rugrats and a red string wrapped around her clit.

    But the gays, they do love ‘em those washed up pieces of shit – Mama Judy, daughter Liza, and all the other no-talent bitches who have been fucked over by men.

    Just like them.

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… just a thought…

    :)

  4. Jane

    Rock on SJP…LOVES her!

    I always had a suspicion Viggo was a bit medieval but that’s just straight up hardcore!!

  5. mimi

    I understand people liking Madonna, she made it ok for women to be slutty and still be taken seriously, but I do not worship her or put her on a pedestal like many. Personally. I dont think she has a lot of talent, but shes very good at reinventing herself, and that is why she has been around so long. Everyone thought Britney would be the new Madonna, but Brit has no idea how to reinvent herself, so her career, I am sure , will be over soon.

  6. mimi

    by the way, did anyone see Kimore crying likeno one I have seen thus far backstage at one of the telethons for hirricane relief? I measn this chick had snot drooloing down her nose and all. It was weird to see someone that stuck up and rude look like that, as in it looked fake.

  7. mimi

    by the way, did anyone see Kimore crying like no one I have seen thus far backstage at one of the telethons for hurricane relief? I measn this chick had snot drooloing down her nose and all. It was weird to see someone that stuck up and rude look like that, as in it looked fake.

  8. Beyotch

    I looove Sarah J. Parker! Good for her!

    Kimora Simmons can kiss my ass. I can’t stand her. If anyone is a media whore, she is THE media whore – except the media doesnt care for D-List nobodies who make ugly clothes.

  9. Cynthia

    If everyone would grow a damn brain and stop buying all this celebrity crap–clothes ‘designed’ by Kimora, P.Diddy, JLo, Nicky Hilton, perfume by Britney, Paris, JLo, etc. etc. then maybe these already too-rich celebrities would go away and stop producing more crap! NONE of MY hard earned money has gone to make these worthless people richer!

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