> Tara Reid Mentors Lindsay Lohan
It’s all about how to pump up the boobs and get wasted. Ah, young Hollywood. [D-Nasty]
> Paris Hitlon’s Tiara Logo
How sad is this. It’s so amateurish. [TSG]
> How Did Margaret Cho Get So Skinny?
Anna Marie thinks massive drugs did the trick. [Wonkette]
> Subway Maps For the RNC
I’m going to pretend I don’t speak any English if approached by a convention goer. [Sauntering via NewYorkish]