Nibbly Things: Teri Hatcher Is Susan Meyer

April 26th, 2006 // 4 Comments
  • The poor woman has had horrific dates for years, according to her memoir, “Burnt Toast and Other Philosophies of Life.” Plus, her second marriage, to actor Jon Tenney, held on for nine years, but was so devoid of passion they didn’t even make love on their honeymoon (and only made love once a year). [Rush & Molloy]
  • Nick Lachey got the old cover switchola. Jann Wenner dangled the promise of a Rolling Stone cover in front of the singer – and put him on Us Weekly instead. Ouch. Nick’s not too happy about it. [Page Six]
  • The Lohan is still slutting things up. In New York this past week she was seen with Jamie Dornan, Alexander 3rd, and Brody Jenner. [Lowdown]
  • Lost star Michelle Rodriguez pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, and she opted for five days in jail rather than community service. She’s a tough girl. [NYT]
  • Jeremy Piven is a hero. He carried one of his best female friends, who was apparently too “tired” to walk to Piven’s car after leaving Shag, according to Piven’s publicist. Piven, who didn’t valet his car, agreed to carry her. If I had a dollar for all the times someone had to carry me out of a club for being to tired, I’d be dirt poor. [TMZ]
  • Don’t you love it when someone claims something crappy was really their idea? A lawsuit claims “South Beach,” a TV series executive-produced by Jennifer Lopez for UPN, mirrors a script he wrote in 1999 for a pilot episode of a show that would have been called “South Beach Miami.” [AP]
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  1. Kris

    Teri’s sporting an eyepatch these days thanks to an accident with an exploding lightbulb. As if she doesn’t already have a blinkered view of the world, but now she’ll have an excuse for her neurotic behaviors.

  2. Kris

    Teri’s sporting an eyepatch these days thanks to an accident with an exploding lightbulb. As if she doesn’t already have a blinkered view of the world, so now she’ll have an excuse for her neurotic behaviors.

  3. Tansy

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE spellcheck these entries! I’ve counted about six typos so far today….

  4. Lee

    PLEASE, you’re screaming, dearie. c h i l l

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