• Owen must have a toe fetish as it appears Kate Hudson has an extra. [PerezHilton]
• Selma Blair is self promotional. [ICYDK]
• Jack Osbourne isn’t a fan of writers. On behalf of most writers…We are not a fan of Jack either. [Contact Music]
• Scarlett isn’t a fan of having her bush ripped out by the root. [Hollywood Rag]
• The Hoff’s daughter tries to Off herself. [TMZ]
• Fergie is a hag. [National Ledger]

Written by Cara Harrington

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