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Dummies. Either that or they wanted some ink. Do you remember those pics from last week that Life & Style ran in which Nick Lachey and his chick Vanessa Manillo were all naked in the hot tub outside? Yeah, well apparently there were other pics from that set that included Nick spinning her like a top on his wingwang. Sex gymnastics! You know Jessica was a once a week girl and this new one is on his junk like white on rice! Yay for Nick! Anyway, Nick and ‘Nessa aren’t pleased by these pics getting out and are taking steps to prevent me from seeing what he’s packing.
TMZ has learned that the rest of the roll shows the two not only making out, but having hardcore sex in the hot tub. A source who has seen the photos tells TMZ that they are “Paris sex tape-level scandalous,” and include images of the couple in several different sex positions. That’s hot!
High-powered Hollywood attorney Marty Singer has sent a letter to the weekly mags, warning them that should they publish the steamy pics, they’ll face one mother of a lawsuit.
“Paris level”? So Vanessa lays there like olive loaf, and answers her phone mid-thrusting? That just throws a bucket of ice water on my arousal. Thanks, TMZ. Jerks!
(Flynet)
Jorge | July 2, 2007 at 4:31 pm
“Paris level”? So Vanessa lays there like olive loaf, and answers her phone mid-thrusting?
Well, one of my friends answered his phone mid-thrusting. And I actually had a two minute conversation with him. I found out what he was doing the next day…
Melanie | July 2, 2007 at 5:13 pm
This whole post is just freaking hilarious.
stolidog | July 2, 2007 at 6:50 pm
most excellent….
“spinning her like a top on his wingwang”
lara | July 2, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Yeah and they sold their story to OK Magazine! Just goes to show you that these two are publicity WHORES!!!!
lara | July 2, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Yeah and they sold their story to OK Magazine! Just goes to show you that these two are publicity WHORES!!!!
leslie | July 2, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Vanessa is a slut..plain and simple..
I think she is the sluttiest MTV VJ in history.. She goes from one celebrity male to the next sucking c**k… I hope nick get’s VD… She is so Fugly and whorish….
I guess, he likes having the same lips that were on Derek Jeters balls on his ;-0
At least jessica has some class…
Someone needs to be vanessa in her slutty place.
leslie | July 2, 2007 at 11:30 pm
If you guys want to stop slutty vanessa manillo… write bongo brand and have her kicked from the campaign.
info@iconixbrand.com – The webmail for bongo…
Someone help me stop this slut.
You guys shut paris down.. do the same to this woman.. Paris is classier than her.
Kate | July 3, 2007 at 5:24 am
Leslie – Congratulations on your excellent women hating skills. She enjoys sex with men? What a f*cking whore! She should most definitely lose her job over that. God be with the days when women just lay back and let the men get on with it.
little geezer | July 3, 2007 at 8:17 am
nick’s no prize either. He looks like he has stunted growth syndrome. Have you seen how stumpy his arms and neck are?
TheRage | July 3, 2007 at 10:10 am
Right on, Kate.
Conundrum | July 3, 2007 at 10:42 am
Agreed KATE! No one seems at all outraged that these two were in a private tub and that some asshat decided to aim a long lens camera at them without their knowledge or permission. I’m not a fan of this couple particularly but jeeze, I don’t care how famous you are, when you’re naked in private with your chick you deserve some privacy.
I love how she’s a slut for doing all the things the rest of you do only you don’t have to contend with paparazzi cameras pointed at your flab while you do it.
Jess | July 3, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I still want to see how big his “winwang” is!
Nick L. | July 22, 2007 at 2:23 am
Jessica! It doesnt matter how many times you go on these gossip sites, disquise yourself as Leslie (a few posts below me) and slam my girlfriends, we are DONE!
I am the only one slamming my girlfriends.