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My close personal friend Nick Jonas (OK, I complimented his shoes and he thanked me and yes, I will keep linking to that story until a comet hits the earth and reduces us to sparkly dust) was photographed driving a hot new whip. It’s a classic Ford Mustang Cobra and I can feel my panties sliding off as we speak. For the car, he’s underage, you pervs. Who doesn’t like a hot car? Christ, pull em up in a Prius and I’m yours.

Anyway, not sure if it’s actually his, a birthday present or borrowed or something. Did he trade the dog in? But keep an eye out for Miley Cyrus to start riding her bike past it and leaving notes on the windshield that say “Selena Gomez Is A Fat Bitch!”

My close personal friend Nick Jonas
(OK, I complimented his shoes and he thanked me and yes, I will keep
linking to that story until a comet hits the earth and reduces us to
sparkly dust) was photographed driving a hot new whip. It’s a classic
Ford Mustang Cobra and I can feel my panties sliding off as we speak.
For the car, he’s underage, you pervs. Who doesn’t like a hot car?
Christ, pull em up in a Prius and I’m yours.Anyway, not sure if it’s actually his, a birthday present or borrowed or something. Did he trade the dog in? But keep an eye out for Miley Cyrus to start riding her bike past it and leaving notes on the windshield that say “Selena Gomez Is A Fat Bitch!”