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Nicole Richie will NOT be appearing on Gossip Girl
despite some wild, unsubstantiated rumors. They have enough thin,
bitchy people up in there so she would just be surplus. Maybe they
could do an LA version in which the girls wear less and are slightly
sluttier. Hey, I’m comparing Lydia Hearst to Paris “I’m an ass and naming my baby London” Hilton.

Nicole’s rep said “this isn’t true information.” That’s chilly.
Someone’s PR ho didn’t have their coffee enema this week. And a source
from the show said it was “the first I’ve heard of it.” Yeah, well,
you’re the guy who holds the boom mike. You’re on a need-to-know basis,
Stan.

Here’s Nicole looking like the guy who played the sax on The Muppet Show at Chanel in LA with sperm donor Joel Madden. Seriously, does she play with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem?

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in the gallery!

Nicole Richie will NOT be appearing on Gossip Girl
despite some wild, unsubstantiated rumors. They have enough thin,
bitchy people up in there so she would just be surplus. Maybe they
could do an LA version in which the girls wear less and are slightly
sluttier. Hey, I’m comparing Lydia Hearst to Paris “I’m an ass and naming my baby London” Hilton.

Nicole’s rep said “this isn’t true information.” That’s chilly.
Someone’s PR ho didn’t have their coffee enema this week. And a source
from the show said it was “the first I’ve heard of it.” Yeah, well,
you’re the guy who holds the boom mike. You’re on a need-to-know basis,
Stan.

Here’s Nicole looking like the guy who played the sax on The Muppet Show at Chanel in LA with sperm donor Joel Madden. Seriously, does she play with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem?Check out all 10+ photos of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in the gallery!