Nicole Richie Fighting For Her Right To Drive The Wrong Way Down The Freeway While Stoned Out Of Her Gourd

June 19th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Nicole Richie will be fighting her DUI charge in court, according to her lawyer . A trial date has been set for July 11. Nicole has a prior DUI, and if convicted – she might be incarcerated for up to 90 days. If you’ll recall:

Richie was arrested last December after she was driving the wrong way on an L.A. freeway. Cops say she confessed that she had been smoking pot and had taken Vicodin.

Jesus, I’d be faking a pregnancy, too to escape the big house. I’d have a pregnancy pillow under my shirt, and a whole morning sickness routine, and be talking baby names. It’s a miracle, they’ll say! I’ll even dilate something if I have to!

(WENN)

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Comments (4)

  1. jxrblue | June 19, 2007 at 4:57 pm

    Okay maybe I’m a dumb dumb, but can’t you still go to jail even if your pregnant? I mean don’t they even have a maternity ward in womens jail?

  2. rootabega | June 19, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    yes, thats the ridiculous thing.

  3. stolidog | June 19, 2007 at 6:25 pm

    yucksy on the dilate thing…we’re not talking goatse are we?

  4. BillCosby | June 19, 2007 at 7:32 pm

    Jeez, Jaser, I can picture the brown, steaming, corn-for-eyes baby that would pop out of that dilation.

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