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Nicole Richie has embarked on the rest of her “punishment” for her DUI conviction. She already spent a grueling 82 minutes in jail. Now, she’s enrolled in an alcohol education course. Nicole’s odious and a demon in human form, but she does seem like she’ll actually watch her ass while she’s knocked up. She probably looks at Britney’s kids and thinks “now, I’m a bitch, but I’m not a crazy bitch, and those kids are going to end up becoming furries or take shoe bombs on airplanes cuz’ of her. I better get on the stick with this parenting thing”.

Papers filed with the Superior Court of California show that on Sept. 26 Richie signed up for a 18-month anti-drinking driver course, known as the SB 38 Alcohol Program. The program consists of 52 hours of group counseling, bi-weekly face-to-face interviews and 12 hours of alcohol education, according to the council. Participants are also encouraged to attend 12-step meetings.

This July 27, Richie was sentenced to four days in jail, fined $2,048 – and forced to sign up for the driving rehab course because she was previously convicted of DUI in June 2003.

Nicole obviously had been reading Madeleine L’engle because she somehow employed a tesseract or something to magically turn four days into a little over an hour. Burn that witch!

(Flynet)