Nicole Richie: Pureeing Vegetables For Her Baby Has Changed Her Life

October 10th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Nicole Richie has found that feeding her child has given her a new lease on life. Nicole is the mother of Harlow Madden, and apparently when you squash carrots and put them in your baby – it’s a whole new world of responsibility and love.

“Food tastes better coming from your Mom because it’s made with love,”  the former drunkass on the freeway says.

“Her first food was sweet potatoes and she loved it,” Nicole says.
“She ate the whole thing and it was all over the place – in her hair,
on her nose, everywhere!”

It sounds like her friend Paris after a gangbang. Yes, I just used the word “gangbang” in the same post as a story about a baby. But it’s Friday and you were thinking it, too.

By J. Harvey

  1. NorCalGrrl

    God J…don’t EVER change. You kill me every day and are the reason I read this virtual rag…

  2. juju

    Oh My God!!! Hilarious–I love you!

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