Desperate Housewife Nicolette Sheridan ditched the assclown, put on her bikini and attempted to attract her next suitor on the beach in Malbu. For an old broad, she’s keeping it together and keeping it tight. Just imagine, she had to put up with Michael Bolton for years. The gym (and plenty of vodka tonics and trysts with the cable repairman) was probably her only escape from his ass.
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Desperate Housewife Nicolette Sheridan ditched the assclown,
put on her bikini and attempted to attract her next suitor on the beach
in Malbu. For an old broad, she’s keeping it together and keeping it
tight. Just imagine, she had to put up with Michael Bolton for years.
The gym (and plenty of vodka tonics and trysts with the cable
repairman) was probably her only escape from his ass.



































misslala | October 8, 2008 at 7:36 am
She has ducklips and you know she practices this look in the millions of full length mirrors she has in her home.
bitchetta | October 8, 2008 at 1:40 pm
She has a great figure….now she has to do something about her old, wrinkly face. The figure doesn’t go with her olddddddddddd face.
lolita | October 10, 2008 at 7:42 am
She looks beautiful. A lot thinner, maybe, but I can only hope to look half as good when I am so “oldddddddddddddd”.
Susan | November 6, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I would kill for that figure. No cellulite, tight butt, gorgeous back. I have never looked like that and never will. So jealous.