NKOTB AND NEW EDITION: TOGETHER LIKE ITS 1989!

July 1st, 2008 // 3 Comments

Holy shite! You don’t know what this means! The two greatest musical acts to come out of Boston (and that is a sad, sad scenario and a story for another day) are uniting! I might have to change my shorts! New Kids on the Block and New Edition have recorded a song together.

If Bobby Brown were involved, I might burst into fan girl tears.

These bitches need some checks! It’s full-out Boston boy band nostalgia!

“Donnie Wahlberg had this idea for a few months, since New Kids had the
idea of getting back together really,” says some producer guy with the sad name of RedOne. “Donnie’s been looking for that one track for all of them
and I think we found it.”

The track is called “I Can’t Handle The Child Support, Bitch, So We Need To Go Back To Court And Address This Situation.” No, it’s called “Full Service.” If that means Joey MacIntyre’s going to be shirtless and trying to hit those high notes, count my ass in.

The song will be included on NKOTB’s upcoming album. RedOne (*chortle*) says that the recording went smoothly and that the boys “prayed together” before recording. Prayed for a damn miracle that someone would buy this tragedy.

Seriously, I have grown ass men and women friends (straight people mind you) here in Mass. who are JAZZED as hell for this whole reunion thing. I have husbands going voluntarily to the show with their wives’ friends! When their wives don’t even want to go! At a dinner party one evening, people started spinning that “Summertime” song and bitches were bobbing their heads like it was Dre or something! I can not handle this!

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of New Kids on the Block.


Holy shite! You don’t know what this means! The two greatest
musical acts to come out of Boston (and that is a sad, sad scenario and
a story for another day) are uniting! I might have to change my shorts!
New Kids on the Block and New Edition have recorded a song together.If Bobby Brown were involved, I might burst into fan girl tears.These bitches need some checks! It’s full-out Boston boy band nostalgia! “Donnie
Wahlberg had this idea for a few months, since New Kids had the
idea of getting back together really,” says some producer guy with the
sad name of RedOne. “Donnie’s been looking for that one track for all
of them
and I think we found it.”The track is called “I Can’t Handle
The Child Support, Bitch, So We Need To Go Back To Court And Address
This Situation.” No, it’s called “Full Service.” If that means Joey
MacIntyre’s going to be shirtless and trying to hit those high notes,
count my ass in. The song will be included on NKOTB’s upcoming
album. RedOne (*chortle*) says that the recording went smoothly and
that the boys “prayed together” before recording. Prayed for a damn
miracle that someone would buy this tragedy.Seriously, I have
grown ass men and women friends (straight people mind you) here in
Mass. who are JAZZED as hell for this whole reunion thing. I have
husbands going voluntarily to the show with their wives’ friends! When
their wives don’t even want to go! At a dinner party one evening,
people started spinning that “Summertime” song and bitches were bobbing
their heads like it was Dre or something! I can not handle this!Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of New Kids on the Block.

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Comments (3)

  1. littlebigmouth | July 1, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Funniest J. Harvey post EVER. Bring back the Weekly Top Five so this bitch can be right up at the top of it.

  2. stewie | July 2, 2008 at 6:51 am

    NKOTB sounds horrid right now. NE, however, has been recording & touring so they will blow them out of the water on this song.

    Of course, there’s always studio magick …

  3. Leslie Talks allot | July 2, 2008 at 8:47 am

    Go check out Donnie’s good friend Nasri. He was the reason they got back together. he wrote most of ther new songs. You can even hear his voice on the chorus of “summertime” and he sings the second half of “click click click”
    Check him @ myspace.com/nasriworld.

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