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This one should make the Angie haters go ballastic. Ted Casablanca over at E! has a blind item up today that alleges that someone who’s description sounds exactlly like Angelina Jolie’s is on the needle. I’m gonna run it, and you can make up your own minds. Can the comment boards hit 100? I feel that you all have it in you. Go forth!
Some people love Fake-Ã -la Ferocity…the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin’ while, Fake-Ã -la manages to look super-duper delish in the process.
Well, she used to, at least.
Lately, F2′s once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn’t the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned ’bout our gal Fakey.
See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags…until recently. She’s known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin’ heretical here in lip-cemented T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef’s hiding one helluva secret. And I’m the bitch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers ‘n’ shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She’s got what’s known as…a heroin habit.
The excessively long blind items continues after the jump.
Well, she’s hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It’s just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin’ broad happens to be as of late.
Gosh, wonder how long before everyone finds out what’s really behind Fake-Ã -la’s rapidly withering figure? It’ll be “Paris who?” should that happen, trust.
Whoa. The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Could it be? All those kids would make me shoot up, too.
< She's known for being accessible, candid and
honest. >
When exactly was Angelina “accessible” ?!?!?!
Nope, it aint AJ
If this is true, all of you people who said nasty things to me because I said she needs very serious mental health help, can apologize to me now.
I’m waiting ;)
< See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. >
Yeah right the media always LOVED and cherished Angie.
This has Kelly Rippa written all over it..
sure sounds like her to me but he doesn’t usually make it so easy (unless he has a ulterior motive) and she can be sue happy. i’ve heard the same other places or hinted at anyway…
T: you hold your breath till that happens. All the clues lead to someone else other than Angie.
This story is rubbish. I believe her when she said she lost a lot of weight through grieving for her mother. And of course breastfeeding Brad would have taken its toll too.
And when did Angie have “a fairly good reputation in the media and rags…until now”? If anything, she is just now *starting* to gain a decent rep.
This sounds completely ridiculous, and I wouldn’t waste my time believing it.
This sounds completely ridiculous, and I wouldn’t waste my time believing it.
or demi moore…
Oh boy this one has caused a stir all over the blogs. General consensus is that it is indeed Ms. Jolie. (one of and the ain’ts was Kelly Ripa) Other popular guesses are Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson with one Jennifer Aniston for good measure.
i heard it was ashley judd
Fake-à-la Ferocity? WTF?
I was thinking Madonna. Was anyone else?
or jenna j’s a natural guess…but when has she been philanthropic? i don’t know about her enough to know if she’s charitably-oriented… so is she?
The “And it Ain’t”s for the Blind Vice are Jessica Biel, Kelly Ripa and Keira Knightley.
They usually mean something in determining who it is.
So it’s definitely not Kelly Ripa.
This is a load of crap. There is no way it is AJ ~ and she will have a field day with this one, taking apart the people who started this nasty rumor.
Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore still have enviable bodies, so not them.
Pamela Anderson doesn’t have a “hunky man”
And Kelly Rippa ain’t “devinely gifted”
Sorry folks
it is ashley judd. she does pediatric AIDS charity.
Sarah Jessica Parker… fab sex, (sex n the city) fab shoes… endorsments (gap etc)
I think it’s SJP. the same charitable blah blah comments apply. and ted’s wierd, so he thinks broderick is hunky, for some reason.
Although I admire her good intentions, she is so obviously troubled, needy and egocentric. Makes me want to heave.
Angelina needs to sue for libel. This has gotten WAY too RIDICULOUS.
Angelina needs to sue for libel. This has gotten WAY too RIDICULOUS.
It says the person is a charitable do-gooder “of late” and Angelina has always been a charitable do-gooder. Endorsements ? Besides John … whatever clothing what other endorsements does Angelina do ? I can think of a few other names but they don’t fit the profile nor do they have “rapidly withering figures”s. NOT Angelina.
I was thinking Madonna also…
Sorry – forgot about SJP – has her body really changed recently though? Same with Madonna’s – they’ve stayed fairly consistent in body shape.
Angelina needs to sue for libel. This has gotten WAY too RIDICULOUS.
really now – heroin addicts probably can’t juggle a career, 4 kiddies, ongoing charity work & a husband. she’d be noddin’ off mid-sentence & have that heroin-head nod if she was REALLY on it like that.
wasn’t there some rumor/blind item about AJ and marilyn manson shooting heroin together that cropped up last fall or winter? that would seem to lend some creedence to this.
wasn’t there some rumor/blind item about AJ and marilyn manson shooting heroin together that cropped up last fall or winter? that would seem to lend some creedence to this.
SJP’s husband is Matthew Broderick who is NOT a hunk. Okay let’s look at the clues here:
< This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. >
Okay Angelina USED to talk about her wild sex days but hasn’t been for YEARS now. Also when did you see her and fab shoes mentioned together?
This one especially makes me laugh out loud! Yeah, Angie enjoyed a good reputation!
< She's known for being accessible, candid and honest.>
Candid and honest yes accessible NOOOOOOOOO!
Ted disgusts me, he always did. But with this one trying to make it sound like Angie so he can get more hits is too low even for that scum bag.
Wow, all smug aren’t we? No way this is Angie. All the reasons mentioned but also I can’t see Brad Pitt standing for that for one second, especially where the kids are concerned. He’d have those kids on a plane back to Jen Whine-a-ston in two seconds if that were the case. Besides, Angie isn’t the only charitable celeb out there.
But I have to say, why the hatin’? Why would anyone smile at knowing someone who does a lot of good has an addiction? Is that what all this gossip rag stuff is about, finding dirt on people and being HAPPY that others have problems? Sometimes I wonder… I love reading this site because it makes me laugh, but a lot of rumors out there make me a little bit sad for the human race. People want to take joy in other people’s tragedies. Hell yeah, I’ll laugh at Paris’ stupidity or someone’s hideous fashion choice. But why is Ted so damn smug and jolly over this fact? Makes me sick.
I agree sassy, Angelina should sue. This has been out of hand for a long time. Why some people get pleasure out of slinging mud, false at that, is beyond me. I hope she does sue.
It’s Pamela Anderson. Ted C has a reputation for really confusing his readers with his blind item.
Lainey already clarified this a long time ago. Ted C posted a very similar blind item back then, and Lainey set it straight.
But making it sound like it’s pointing to Angelina makes all the readers’ toes curl.
It is someone with a fair amount of kids….so those who said women without children or only with one, wouldn’t be right.
It is someone with a fair amount of kids….so those who said women without children or only with one, wouldn’t be right. Also he alludes to a menage…..wasn’t there a scandal or rumor lately about Karolina Korkova having a threesome with Brad and Angelina?????
I can’t see it being Pam Anderson either though – the woman has Hepatitis C already, I think for the sake of her kids she wouldn’t risk her life like that…I would hope…
People don’t “live to hate” SJP or Ashley Judd -
jenna and pamela don’t have a man right now. pamela looks the same too.
SJP husband isn’t a hunk.
Try Ashley Judd, y’all. She does charity, her husband is hot and she has always had a good rep in the media
AND If this Ted retard is trying to make it “obvious” why doesn’t he just name the person. Loser.
Oh PLEASE, why are people so full of LIES? People hate to see someone do too many good things. It starts to make them look at themselves and feel worthless. Angelina may have been flaky back in the day, BUT people DO CHANGE. Why people refuse to give her credit for being a wonderful mother, humanitarian, and wonderful woman is just crazy. I guess people just always want to hate the beautiful people. People DO grow up and mature. I’m sure everyone on this site has done some things, looking back, they wish they hadn’t. Hopefully before we became parents, or WHEN we bacame parents, we grew up. I’m sure there are still some parents out there still full of BS, but Angelina isn’t one of them. Please sing a new song. This one is SO played out.
Oh PLEASE, why are people so full of LIES? People hate to see someone do too many good things. It starts to make them look at themselves and feel worthless. Angelina may have been flaky back in the day, BUT people DO CHANGE. Why people refuse to give her credit for being a wonderful mother, humanitarian, and wonderful woman is just crazy. I guess people just always want to hate the beautiful people. People DO grow up and mature. I’m sure everyone on this site has done some things, looking back, they wish they hadn’t. Hopefully before we became parents, or WHEN we bacame parents, we grew up. I’m sure there are still some parents out there still full of BS, but Angelina isn’t one of them. Please sing a new song. This one is SO played out.
Why does this seem so far fetched to so many of you? She has admitted to heroin use before and she has a history of Borderline behaviors.
I’m not saying it’s her, but would it really surprise you?
It is totally Madonna. I don’t know about withering figure, but she sure used to have an enviable bod, is “divinely” gifted (Madonna – Catholic’s Mary the Madonna), sex (obviously), shoes (I don’t know), has been pretty benevolent recently with the whole baby adoption and charity endeavours, plus she’s also handling entertainment projects (new album with JT, directorial debut, other shit), she’s a “do-it-all” (acting, singing, hanging out etc).
I’m just surprised, because I figured she’d be far too controlling to have any kind of drug habit. She hasn’t been looking buffed recently too.
T-bone, the operative word in your statement is “past.”
Angelina’s work as UNHCR Goodwill Amabassador requires her to be screened for drugs periodically. So, if she had it in her system, she wouldn’t be holding her position any longer.
T-bone? yes she did admit to all of those things. The thing you people forget about Angelina is that she is still SO young! She is only 32 years old and those OLD days were when she was crazy were when she was 22-23. Since then she changed, she matured, her head is at the right place.
That’s why it would not only suprise me but it would SHOCK me. When she speaks she is always so coherent and well spoken, a herroin addict is not.
But you know the live to hate people, that’s you and it’s quite sad.
T-bone, the operative word in your statement is “past.”
Angelina’s work as UNHCR Goodwill Amabassador requires her to be screened for drugs periodically. So, if she had it in her system, she wouldn’t be holding her position any longer.
But Ted C. is a gossip columnist. Anything goes in his kind of job, fabricated or not. And reeling in people is a part of his job. Making it sound like the woman who’s garnering the most media attention now means people will pay more attention to his other columns. It definitely makes for a good and confusing read.