Oh Brit-Brit, Say It Ain’t So

January 17th, 2007 // 10 Comments

Say you’re not pregnant. AGAIN. When you can barely handle the two you’ve got. And for the love of all that is holy, PLEASE tell me if you are, that you have some idea who the father is and that he has a job. MSNBC.com reports that an insider dished to In Touch Weekly about the possibly preggo pop-tart:

“Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka,” a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the mag. “But Britney drank bottled water.” Spears gave birth to her second child only four months ago — but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child.

“I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now,” a “pal who sees Britney every week” told the mag. “She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.”

Stop making babies, dammit. Make COMEBACK ALBUMS! Wow. I’m sorry for that outburst. But I have been very patient for a very long time and I can only remix her old stuff so much before I completely lose it.

Oops! Is Britney pregnant again? [MSNBC.com]

(Flynet)

By LT

  1. kathotdog

    She doesn’t want to spend time with the kids she has now, why have more?

  2. Small Fry

    Oy vey. Has this girl ever heard of condoms? birth control? the sponge? IUD?…abstinence?

  3. daveox

    Y’know her appearance/ carreer is reminisent of a certain actress/singer from day”Z” of yore…y’know…Liza…with a “Z”.

    Huzzah!

  4. Jinxy McDeath

    OMG!If she is prego, she’s such white trash. Please, her career will be over, and she’ll be out loads more money to that baby batter supplier. I would love to see a DNA thing on Maury with she and kfed shrieking WHORE at each other though.

  5. Applespice

    Why is it all the wrong people are the most fertile?

  6. Applespice

    Why is it all the wrong people are the most fertile?

  7. pilsbury

    If she is up the duff again I wonder who the father is, perhaps Brit doesn’t even know as she spends most of her time pissed.

  8. coffeegod

    It just goes to show you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can NEVER take the trailer park out of the girl.

  9. sec

    It’s straight out of Idiocracy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

  10. ma360zda

    c961t

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