OH MY GOD! Lindsay Lohan Has A New Man

July 6th, 2006 // 39 Comments

The question is, who the hell is he? Anyone? anyone?

More photos of the tattooed hottie (if you like a grungy kind of guy), after the jump.

(Images courtesy of x17online, where you can check out the video as well.)

(Images courtesy of x17online, where you can check out the video as well.)

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  1. Perez Hilton reports that man is the owner of the Pink Taco restaurants….anyone?

  2. Stoney

    Why bother reporting it? It will be over tomorrow and she’ll be screwing a different guy.

  3. spark

    im not surprised by it one bit. she even said it herself that she can’t be monogamous!

  4. Stoney

    OK, I have one more point to make about this lying sack of dog shit. I rewatched her appearance on Ellen last night, and besides the fact that she acted like a total moron, she said “even if I was, I would say I wasn’t” when Ellen asked her about dating. THE WHORE ADMITS SHE LIES!!!!

  5. meghan

    You’re an idiot. “Pink taco” is slang for vagina.

  6. Alyson

    Before you go slagging someone, make sure you fact-check. Pink Taco actually is a restaurant as well. (Although I’m sure they get the reference there.)

  7. Tell me if I’m crazy: I’ve been noticing this for a while, and maybe its just me…. but, doesn’t Lindsay’s belly button seem way too high on her stomach??

  8. That is Harry Morton, son of Hard Rock founder Peter Morton. Currently manages HR Hotel (and Pink Taco within).

  9. spark

    you’re right lawgirl, it does sit a bit higher than usual. lol

  10. Grphdesi23

    Is that Danny Moder with her?

  11. mr

    btw, can anyone get onto the link? i can’t, says i need a password.

  12. KittyLiterati

    Since when did skanky hipsters who get their grooming cues from Jesus and Trey Anastasio count as “hotties”?

    I’ll pass, because this guy looks like a bum, despite whatever money he may have. And he has no ass.

  13. Closer look

    *Chuckle* Lawgirl, you’ve got me studying La Lohan’s belly button! It’s way up there on her abdomen. Tummy tuck?

  14. Miss u Mui

    Ok…so I checked out her belly button too. But it’s in line with the most narrow part of her waste, which is where mine is too, which is where it should be (I think/hope…lol). So I think she might just have a long torso or something. But I don’t think it’s a tummy tuck thing. Plus…I dont’ think she’s ever had the need for that. The jury is still out on the boobs though.

  15. Stoney

    Nope, the jury is in. Those fuckers are FAKE no matter how much she denies it.

  16. krystyn

    She still has that I’m-not-a-woman-yet figure to her.

    She’s got great boobies, and she’s certainly skinny, but she looks like a boy.

    No hips, no curves…

  17. j

    the first thing i thought when i saw these pictures is “why the hell is her belly button up there?” glad to know im not the only one who noticed, thats nasty

  18. I just spent the last 5 minutes in the bathroom staring at my abdomen…. I still think that belly button is misplaced. Thanks all for answering!

  19. I just spent the last 5 minutes in the bathroom staring at my abdomen…. I still think that belly button is misplaced. Thanks all for answering!

  20. I just spent the last 5 minutes in the bathroom staring at my abdomen…. I still think that belly button is misplaced. Thanks all for answering!

  21. doofus

    unless Hohan goes the Tyra route (boob sonogram on national TV) to prove they’re real, I say FAKE FAKE FAKE.

    the way they pop out from the bones of her chest say IMPLANTS.

  22. Samantha G

    He’s another one of those loaded LA kids. His dad is some billionaire that owns the Hard ROck and he owns Pink Taco. I see him in Arizona all the time.

  23. C

    Alright, the belly button is just fine. It’s where it is supposed to be. Reason why it looks off is because her bikini bottoms are insanely low. Makes her look like her torso is much longer than it really is. As for her “curves” – she just turned 20. She still has a young girl’s body. Give it a few years. Then again, Paris still has the little boy look as well.

  24. sec

    LOL….Pink Taco and Firecrotch. Either very funny, or very gross. Probably just very gross.

  25. dq365247

    Doesn’t a tummy tuck pull the skin down so the scar is below the bikini line? So if that’s it, wouldn’t her belly button be too low?

  26. kw

    lindsay this lindsay that who cares!!! what is the big deal. NEXT!

  27. pink-martini

    Okay, right after mary-kate olsen, lindsay lohan is the freakyest person on this earth! OMG, she looks terrible in a bikini, and she seriously needs to tan! WAY to pale!

  28. hollygirl

    harry morton, what a tool! hes such a loser and such a dirty male whore. nobody likes him. he used to follow around brandon davis like a puppydog. harry should be in rehab with him, but instead he runs around LA pretending to be a business man, but really just partying, taking drugs, and fucking anything he can find.

  29. hollyfatcunt

    holly girl dont be jealous– youre probably too ugly for him to want to fuck you. LARD ASS

  30. Heather

    My mom had a tummy tuck (a few years ago, it might be different now) and they cut off her belly button and sewed it back on where it used to be. wierd, i know! so anyways, w/ a tummytuck the placement of the belly button doesn’t change.

    but hers does seem abnormally high. my belly button is only 2 inches above the top of my hipbone, and hers looks to be at least 4 or 5 inches abover her hipbone

  31. Alexi

    To barbie-martini, learn to spell.

    To meghan, you’re the idiot.

    To hollyfatcunt, you are probably the fat one.

    To everyone else, I really think her belly button is too high regardless of how low her swimsuit bottom is.

  32. Isabella

    it is the pink taco owner.

  33. Ok...

    Ok, I may have missed the train the last few years being 34…but where did this beotch come from and why does she matter? Did she do something so Oscar(tm) worthy that we should care about her? How is it that this chick is so fucking famous? Fucking Parent Trap? What?!

  34. jojocat

    Linds’ boobies are definitely fake. If you check out the pics where she’s lying on her back with her dude, around her right boob (outside of her bikini near her armpit) there is a little ledge! Real boobs don’t get that little ledge when lying down. But if you have hard fake boobs, that little ledge appears. My friend Lauren has fake, but fabulous boobs, and she gets that little ledge when she lays down. Linds, just admit it. Anyway, I agree with the poster who stays her new guy looks like Danny Moder! LOL!

  35. jkough

    Lindsay Lohan is such a friggin cum dumpster.

    That’s right, I said it bitch.

    YOU’RE A CUM DUMPSTER!

  36. jenny

    thats dfnitely HARRY MORTON< son of Peter Morton and he owns the PINK TACO RESTO. just flirting w/ each other i guess!

  37. hot ass

    She’s so f*cking hot!

  38. Ciao Bella

    Pink Taco is a real place — was just there last night and have been seeing Mr morton around Scottsdale alot these days – considerng he just opened the place here..l As for Lindsay – we have enough hoes in scottsdale.. she can exit stage left – thanks

  39. jecxiz

    to all those fuckinshits who kept on bringing lindsay down,all of you are assholes!!!!!!!!!!!you are just envious of her because she totally rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!she is one drop-dead gorgeous girl!!!!!!!!!!!!

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