Richard Simmons, what would America do without your crazy ass? Seriously, you’re an American pastime. The P-Town Pete shorts, the crazy fro’, the constant ball-adjusting, the encouraging of (yelling at) people a little less obese than you. WE LOVE YOU! You’re more than just a gerbil motel to us! You’re a beautiful dream in a scoop neck tank-top!
More photos of that wacky Richard Simmons are after the jump.