Oh, Sweetie…

March 14th, 2007 // 5 Comments

(Flynet)

Richard Simmons, what would America do without your crazy ass? Seriously, you’re an American pastime. The P-Town Pete shorts, the crazy fro’, the constant ball-adjusting, the encouraging of (yelling at) people a little less obese than you. WE LOVE YOU! You’re more than just a gerbil motel to us! You’re a beautiful dream in a scoop neck tank-top!

More photos of that wacky Richard Simmons are after the jump.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey

  1. KMAX

    I just don’t get it….

    I wonder when’s the last time he has been laid….

    I mean….Who could eff that????

  2. applespice

    Did anyone ever see the Whose Line Is It Anyways? episode where he was coming onto Wayne Brady? I laughed so hard I cried at that one!

  3. Linda

    i.love.it.

  4. Bunny

    Oh Harvey…your words just tickle me in the most delightful places!!

  5. Maritza

    He just cracks me up, how can you not love him.

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